2926

Well, if anybody would know I guess it’d be you, Mr. Flagg.

2927

2928

More stupid than evil, in this case

2929

Wait…so they’re saying the GOP is now the party of the workers. The Workers Party. The Republican Party is now The Workers Party, standing in solidarity with the people against the plutocracy and oligarchy to advance the tenets of Marxism and Commu…oh shit…someone didn’t think this all the way through…

2930
2931

Well the GOP pols are the pigs, and the rest are all the other animals on the farm. Who knew that Orwell was a time traveler.

2932
2933

All animals are equal, some animals are just more equal than others.
Seems to fit with the GOP now.

2934

Trump sacrifices baby to Satan and bathes in the blood. Liz Cheney blames Democrats for promoting secularism instead of Christian values.

2935

That, and the fact that they are all pigs.

2936

Some of them are dogs (in the Pink Floyd sense).

2937
2938

Nothing will come of this (Barr’s Justice Department won’t jump to prosecute, and Prince doesn’t even live in the US) but hey, it feels good to see “Erik Prince” and “criminal” together in a headline.

2939

Not as good as “Erik Prince” and “noose”, though.

2940

is Betsy DeVos’ brother.

2941

Can’t we behave like the old medieval monarchies and hold relatives as hostage? Throw his sister in a cell until he surrenders himself?

2942

Bonus, we get to throw her in jail.

2943

I’ll settle for 1790’s France.
“Oh, you were part of the Trump Administration? Right this way, Madame Guillotine will see you now.”

2944

Sponsored by Gilette Mach 5, I’m sure ;)

More blades for a faster shave with the National Razor

2945

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