ShivaX
3027
The real thing we want is the footage of green-shirt guy’s reaction to the news.
But I’m worried he might laugh himself to death.
Also:
When she was arrested and transferred to a Surprise police station, she told officers she was innocent and did not cooperate with police, the court document says.
“Jennifer created a scene at the PD (police department) and in the booking room because she believes she is above the law and does not want to be treated like a criminal,” the document says.
But those immigrants gotta respect our laws guys.
I realize that Surprise is a town in Arizona, but I could not stop smiling imagining an entire department of “Surprise Police” who make arrests by jumping out at unsuspecting suspects. It’s like an SNL skit. “Surprise police! You’re under arrest!”
“We rarely have anyone resist arrest,” says Surprise Police officer Rodrigo Sorpresa, “they’re usually so startled that they simply comply before they comprehend what’s happening.”
Lol. Thank you for that image.
Banzai
3031
I wasn’t expecting the spanish inquisition.
abrandt
3032
I was part of a software implementation for a client with a location in Surprise, AZ. Even months into the project it still brought me joy every time every time a Surprise something happened related to their Surprise warehouse.
CraigM
3033
Another fun one? Truth and Consequences NM.
When something went wrong, did they call in Surprise mechanics?
And yet, no one talks about all the cool names that PA towns have.
JoshL
3036
California, being a big place, has lots of fun town names, like Weed and Happy Camp. We also have a City of Industry and a City of Commerce. Like, not a city named “Industry” but named “City of Industry”.
Oh, and almost forgot “Azusa”. Which, and I am not making this up, comes from “Everything from A to Z in the USA”.
As good as Blue Ball and Intercourse PA?
Or New Jersey, PA?
Of course Lancaster County alone has both Intercourse, Mount Joy, Paradise and Fertility, all in close proximity. It’s a fun ride through the county, and you can hit all those towns in a single day.
nKoan
3038
Don’t forget Paradise, CA!
We should take this to ‘un-gif images’ before it gets out of hand (so to speak). You can go there for the Dildo signs (which are Canadian and thus totally inappropriate for this thread).
CraigM
3040
Hell, MI
Why, AZ
Sandwich, IL
Santa Claus, IN
Boring, OR
Zigzag, OR
All ones, except Why, that I’ve visited
Clay
3041
You should find your way to Lizard Lick, North Carolina sometime.
A reminder that Paul Ryan is trash.
nKoan
3043
He’s not even Speaker anymore smdh
KevinC
3044
Speaker for the Inbred, perhaps.
jpinard
3045
Funded by the Koch Brothers by continuing to pretend to care and conveniently finding that survival of the fittest is their result. Screw the sick and poor.
