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and he doesn’t deserve anything more than the first free clipart I could find

Fuck Limbaugh. Can it somehow spread to the rest of them? Can it transfer from his lips to the asses he suckles from?

That was the point of my last comment. Sure, fuck Limbaugh. But there are persons that I would wish it on before him. A turtle. An orange. Them first.

I don’t wish cancer upon anyone… It’s bad karma.

I don’t wish cancer on anyone either.

But if someone gets cancer, I don’t necessarily have to wish them a good outcome.

Food crimes!

WTF, that’s amazing. How does he not have the diabetus yet?

tenor

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Is he holding a pack of cheese Nabs in his other hand?

I could see that. Peanut butter jar in one hand, swig from the chocolate syrup with the other.

I prefer chocolate chips with my peanut butter.

That’s easily the best thing a Republican has done in years.

That’s OK. Others will pinch hit for you.

It’s lite. If he limits himself to a few servings, at 20 calories and 5g of sugar each, he’ll be fine.

My wife immediately says, “you know there’s alcohol in that bottle, right?”

Polyjuice potion.

Not really a “morally corrupt” thing, but just funny anyway.

“The question everyone is going to be asking is, can you copyright a meme? But that’s not the right question to ask,” says Derigan Silver, who researches internet law at the University of Denver. “[King] is using the original picture of this kid, which is clearly copyrightable.”

“You can’t be forced to endorse Coca-Cola if you only drink Pepsi,” says Stacey Lantagne, who researches intellectual property law as it pertains to internet creativity at the University of Mississippi School of Law. Considering that Griner has called King “vile” and the Republican party “disgusting,” it’s safe to say she doesn’t endorse King’s run for the House.

I found this quite amusing. As a response to Democrats wanting to remove statues of Confederate soldiers in Virginia and Richmond, a Virginia delegate, Republican of course, introduced a bill to remove a statue of Robert Byrd, A well-known Democratic governor… Who is also a terrible racist and segregationist. A number of Democrats asked if they could cosponsor the bill. And said they would love to vote for it. So the guy is trying to withdraw his bill, unsuccessfully so far.

Don’t tell anyone but Jeff Davis was a Democrat too.

Rush is a lapsed Methodist, so he was brought up to believe that liars go to hell.