For a minute I thought you were quoting Dr. Johnson.
Depend upon it, sir!
Menzo
4275
LOL, Nunes was still reading from the “it’s all a hoax” Trump script. He hadn’t yet gotten the new pages from the “this is very serious” re-write.
Nesrie
4276
Well and that whole picture thing, of his family actually in a restaurant. The GOP and their Fox News alternate reality crap.
We have always been at war with coronavirus
What did he tweet that resulted in those?
KevinC
4281
Urging Americans to defy the gummint’s quarantine procedures and head out to the streets/bars/restaurants. Because freedom.
Found a screenshot:
He also tweeted about George Soros being behind the virus.
“Go out on the streets and own the libtards. Lick each other on the cheek! Show George Soros he can’t scare us! It’s just a fluuuuu!”
I mean the optimal endpoint for all of this is that all the idiot conservatives have their end of the world street parties and die of COVID-19 (because they’re all old) and the inevitable MAD MAXimalization of the world (because they’re all insane gun nuts with prepper-survivalist boners for libertarian death states) while the rest of us stay in until it’s safe to emerge into a world littered with their corpses, often stretched protectively across enormous mounds of ammunition and Bibles.
Oghier
4286
I was about to post this ray of sunshine, but it pales in comparison to Armando’s vision, recounted above.
Still, this is good:
Uh oh boys, looks like the Boomer Doomer missed one
None
4289
I wonder if I’d be sentenced to 11 months of prison after stealing $250,000?
vyshka
4290
Just make sure to register as a Republican first.
