4292

I didn’t know who that was. I Google him. I was better off not knowing who that was.

4293

He runs Turning Point USA which is responsible for like 75% of all the horrific shit your parents share on Facebook.

Even after you tell them it’s horrific shit they’ll share something with TPUSA in the corner a week later and not understand why you’re yelling at them. Then they’ll post about how we should all get along or something.

4294

I dodged a bullet there. Both my parents are pretty much lefties. Or would be if they lived in the US.

And my father, because he is a former teacher, refuses to share anything on social media because he believe it could all come back to bite him on the ass.

4295

Your father’s a smart guy.

I almost lost a job b/c of social media nonsense once. In fairness, that job ended up sucking anyway so whatevs, but it wasn’t ideal at the time.

4296

It sucks how your personal life/speech can impact your employment, but, freedom of speech is not freedom of consequences.

4297

Oh, for sure. And my case was definitely a bit of going to work for the Leopards Who Eat Faces Corporation and then being surprised when the leopards starting eyeing my face and licking their chops.

4298

Move to rebrand TPUSA as Toilet Paper USA.

4299

I mean, the subreddit’s already there!

4300

Great Minds

4301

I guarantee I could swing by his office and get to his AR-15 before he could. And I just had a ping pong sized tumor removed from my spinal cord. Suck on that Ken Buck.

4302

I’m glad I’m probably old enough to be your parents. Why? Because it means my parents are both too old to have ever even made a Facebook account.

My dad and I manage to have civil conversations on the phone, mostly.

4303
4304

If you’re rich and connected with me I’ll tell you the truth. If you’re just a citizen of the United States screw you.

4305


4306

I can think pf an appropriate use of said bat.

4307

Stop electing Republicans, kids. And by kids I mean old white fucks.

4308

Looking forward to my mother’s reaction since she votes in Florida and likely elected this shitbird.

Not so much looking forward to her excuses for reelecting him when the time comes.

4309

Not corrupt at all.

4310

Yep, nothing to see here, peasants.

4311