Today in not totally corrupt GOP member news (a rare subject I know), Mitt is not having any of this shit.

If Ted Cruz looked that good, I’d probably vote for him. Yes, I’m a terribly shallow human being.

Just to make sure that everyone fully gets that joke, that is a screenshot from a porn video that Ted Cruz accidentally liked on Twitter.

It’s my go to reply for Ted, along with pointing out that Trump called his wife ugly.

ā€œAccidentally likedā€

If this ends with Perlman beating up Ted Cruz, then 2020 will have redeemed itself.

I wouldn’t mind seeing Ron Perlman punch Ted Cruz right in the mouth. It might cause Cruz to clamp down on Donald’s cock in a World According to Garp driveway scene kind of way. I’d like that.

Really, really didn’t need to see that mental image.

I’ll drink that bleach now, please.

You lot clearly need to watch the finale of Marc Maron’s latest on Netflix.

Seriously, c’mon cancer.

This is like a cancer battle royale. Metastatic lung cancer vs Limbaughcarcinoma, which one is going to come out on top?

Credit where credit is due. Apparently this has been a bit of a personal crusade for her that we never hear about that the GOP has constantly blocked her from doing. So she’s going with executive order and still pushing for legislation on the side.

As someone who finds it hard to ever say something nice about Reynolds, I’ll give her props here.

Unending GOP opposition makes this a decent category for it though, imo.

I’ve been seeing these pop up recently on the internets. I like this theme.

But… ya know… His sycophants will eat it up. It will actually help him, in certain areas.

ā€œyou can still murder people and abuse power… but if you don’t, you get a bonus!ā€

Looks like infrastructure week has been cancelled again.

It’s really interesting which things the Senate GOP chooses to stand up to Trump on.