Wow, there’s more.

“Fiery.” Yeah, sure, let’s go with that adjective.

In a fiery two-page statement, Greene slammed “Mitt Romney-style Republicans,” the “Fake News Media” and the “DC Swamp.”

“Every Republican, every Christian Conservative is going to be called a racist and a bigot by the Fake News Media, as have Steve Scalise and Liz Cheney. I’m sorry my future colleagues are unable to stand up to the pressure and fight back,” she said. “I’m sick-and-tired of watching establishment Republicans play defense while the Fake News Media cheers on Antifa terrorists, BLM rioters, and the woke cancel culture, as they burn our cities, loot our businesses, vandalize our memorials, and divide our nation.”

She sounds like a thoughtful and serious public servant.

“You know, morons.”

So this is super interesting, in terms of capturing shifting tides of perception of the GOP/how the Lincoln Project part of the GOP wants to be perceived:

Trump is being chased by the ghosts of what the Lincoln Project is putting forward as the good-guy Republican presidents in the cartoon: Lincoln, TR, Eisenhower and … Grant.

Grant would not have made the list 20 years ago. He has seen his rep climb substantially in that time.

But that’s not the interesting part. It’s who is conspicuous by his absence. (Hint: he’s the reason many of the people running the Lincoln Project became Republicans in the first place.)

And that guy rode horses too!

Let us watch Matt Gaetz feign outage over being told that he doesn’t care about the black children that he doesn’t have.

OMG that makes me so angry.

If Trump is the Republican party, Matt Gaetz is its spirit animal.

“Was that a nerve?”

This gets even better since suddenly Gaetz now claims a child of color.

Only… he never claimed it was his kid until after this exchange with Richmond.

So, he’s either lying or didn’t acknowledge his fucking son for years and only did for political reasons.

In case anyone thought for even a second Gaetz isn’t one of the worst people ever.

“Well, today I can call you son, because people on the internet made fun of me. Welcome to the family son who I’ve secretly had all these years and called the help.”

Obviously people mocking Gaetz are the silver lining on whatever the fuck is happening.







So is Nestor a step son? I’m confused. The wiki entry says he was unmarried in 2018.

This explains why “Is ma-” autocompletes to “Is Matt Gaetz married” on Google now.

Katie Hill, former Democratic Rep from CA, is mounting a weird defense of Gaetz.

No one fucking knows because Nestor prior to this was “a helper” or someone that just kind of hung around. So now people are wondering if it’s some weird sex thing and everything else because who the fuck hides their grown ass child from the world?



Mostly sharing this guy’s thread because it’s funniest, but there are tons of people basically asking:
“What the fuck is going on with Matt Gaetz and this Cuban man?”

Because the best case scenario for Gaetz is that he has an adopted son. That he has hidden from the world and never acknowledged for seven years. That’s the top end. I mean, I can’t fucking even. The God-damned dog is on his campaign website, but not fucking Nestor.

“Sorry son, you know I love you, but I can never acknowledge you exist to anyone.”
“Oh wait, nevermind a black guy called me out today, welcome to the limelight, my son.”

Edit:

Am I having a stroke? Is this how it ends?

Not to distract from the high quality WTF of Nestorgate, but you all might find this cathartic.

He was triggered? What a snowflake.

Hey now, there’s no need for wild speculation.

I mean, Matt Gaetz is a prominent Republican, personally endorsed by famous people like Jim Jordan and Donald Trump!

Given the context it’s really hard to know where to put the hyphen here. In one location, it makes no sense to hide one’s grown ass child from the world. In the other, perfect sense.