Thrag
5320
I can’t wait to see how tomorrow tops today.
I step away from this thread for three days and Matt Gaetz steals a Cuban kid/sex slave to win an argument?
Goddamn the internet is amazing.
Less than an LOL, but more than a chuckle.
This story is amazing. Just, so many levels of What The Hell Is Going On, even for Matt Gaetz.
jpinard
5326
So apparently, this kid moving in with him was part of the package deal of dating his sister. The kicker? He has not been adopted by Gaetz. That was a blatant lie. Also a lie is when Gaetz’s sister said the kid lost his Mom.
So lies wrapped in lies.
So was the deal “yes, I will be your Cuban bath boy but you must also date my sister”? With the GOP its entirely possible.
With the GOP you just never know. Party of child rapists.
I applaud his wide stance on the Hispanic community.
There is bipartisan agreement on this point.
Thrag
5331
Nothing to see here, just an ordinary instance of a trained attorney making an unprompted stream of public tweets proclaiming their innocence.
And the perfect response from the comments.
Why did he take his wife and daughter to pedophile island?
There wasn’t any murder-rape parties planned for that weekend hence a family event.
Thrag
5335
Fine! We’ll start our own legislature! With guns and no masks!
Oh yay, the Bundys are back, and not the good ones from Married With Children.
Only in this worst of all timelines could one ever refer to them as “the good Bundys.”
Well, even back in the day at least you could say they were better than Ted!
Haha very true.
Married With Children was (imo) a remarkably adept social satire. But the characters were irredeemable. Basically an earlier generation of Always Sunny.
