5381

PBUH. (Piss Be Upon Him)

5382

Funny how the Republicans never mention that time they created six new states at the same time in a naked ploy to lock down control of the Senate.

5383

I’d don’t think he is particularly dumb. It is hard to beat George Will’s description of Senate Republicans from his recent column.

the senators who still gambol around his ankles with a canine hunger for petting.

In life’s unforgiving arithmetic, we are the sum of our choices. Congressional Republicans have made theirs for more than 1,200 days. We cannot know all the measures necessary to restore the nation’s domestic health and international standing, but we know the first step: Senate Republicans must be routed, as condign punishment for their Vichyite collaboration, leaving the Republican remnant to wonder: Was it sensible to sacrifice dignity, such as it ever was, and to shed principles, if convictions so easily jettisoned could be dignified as principles, for . . . what? Praying people should pray, and all others should hope: May I never crave anything as much as these people crave membership in the world’s most risible deliberative body.

Only Romney deserves a pass all the other have to go.

5384

Cornyn is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Can’t seem to understand why his boss and master would pull federal funding from COVID-19 testing. That’s a tough one.

But several lawmakers from Texas, including Republican Sens. John Cornyn and Ted Cruz, say they do not understand why the federal assistance is being pulled as their state sees more and more coronavirus cases.

“Frankly, I didn’t understand what they were thinking,” Cornyn told CNN

5385

Please don’t ever change, George. (Whenever I think, you know, perhaps my prose style is too abstruse for these times, I comfort myself with George Will still survives.)

5386

In a world where Trump is president, i like it when someone actually has a full command of the English language.

5387

A tiny silver lining of the Trump presidency is George has written some of his best work during it.
In Obama’s presidency George was just phoning in his columns content to prattle on about baseball.

I generally only had to use the dictionary on one word per column in Obama’s time, now it is like four or five words.

5388

That’s gonna be a tense Thanksgiving this year.

5389

Wasn’t there a politician recently that had like a half dozen of his family members rejecting him in his opponent’s campaign ad?

5390

The election will be over by then at least.

Might be a good year to try a different Thanksgiving tradition.

5391

Here’s an article about the fun family times.

5392

It’s the college commies’ fault.

5393

Thanks, though now I’m depressed to learn he was born in the same town as me.

5394

I’m pretty sure, though I wouldn’t swear to it, that I made it to kindergarten before the knowledge that there were some real assholes in my town was etched upon the very core of my being by an uncaring suburb.

5395

What are the chances we can get DC and Puerto Rico statehood if we win the House, Senate, and Presidency?

5396

The Powell Memorandum lives forever on.

5397

Puerto Rico seems unlikely, as the territory in question generally has to be willing to go along. DC should be an easy lift if the Dems are willing to abolish the 60-vote rule.

5398
5399

Cancellation Hereby Cancelled

5400

Picture a raging dickboy.