“I just thought he was the guy who invented boulevards.”

This thread makes me sad and angry. More angry. But also sad.

If you want to create a better calendar without moving planets just make 13 months with 28 days each.

Man I still die inside every time I think about the fact that we could have a near perfect calendar of 13 months with 28 days each.

…so Trumpuary?

We can even change it so October is the 8th month, November the 9th, December the 10th, et cetera.

But that would require 364 days a year which would mean we have to move the earth closer to the sun. We need to further away, to make it cooler. I’m looking forward to the Scott Manley video on how to do it.

The extra day is for the annual Purge.

New Year’s Day is a separate day without a month

I’m sure if we pray enough it will happen.

GOP crackpot threatens to murder other GOP candidates if they might beat him in a primary.

Letthemfight.gif. And then throw the victor in jail for life.

Recall, Blunt’s a great guy.

Totally shocking and surprising revelations.

Ah, Mike. Don’t you understand that your presidential prospects will always be exactly zero so long as Dear Leader still draws breath?

The number of supposedly savvy politicians who willingly took part in building up a cult of personality without ever stopping to think that doing so essentially killed their own chance of advancement is staggering - not just Pompeo, but Pence, Haley, Rubio, etc. etc. Essentially an entire generation of Republican politicians put their career progress in stasis in order to build up a C-list celebrity, his idiot children, and such dubious hangers on such as their wedding planner.

he wanted to nap

Finally, something about Mike Pompeo I can relate to.