10946

Sort of makes me like term limits (this guy never would have gotten in without them).

10947
10948
10949

I’m behind in my “wtf”-ing, so I just saw this:

There be a shitload going on in that brief passage.

10950

That’s some peak narcissism right there; “Only people I pay attention to matter.”

10951

But does Trump like to say hello?

10952

This could be guns, pretty sure this is Republican and evil though.

10953
10954

Feeding children sounds like socialism to me. We need that money to give tax incentives to fossil fuel companies.

10955

This ‘plan’ is circulating at CPAC:

The level of fantasizing is really amazing. Sure, any day now, Black members of Congress who are Democrats will switch to the Republican Party. Just you wait.

10956

Is the thing about Pelosi melting supposed to be a metaphor, or literal?

10957

Who knows? These people are so detached from reality, perhaps they mean it literally.

10958

For more info, visit their site - Paypal accepted!

10959

What do they think is the horror show in the Democratic Party? That baby-eating nonsense?

10960

I would guess wanting the government to help/protect certain people, ifyouknowwhatImean.

10961

I have followed the link so you don’t have to, but they’re about to reveal the following secrets about the Democratic Party:

  • the shocking cover-ups in the deaths of MLK, RFK jr., and MJK (which I assume is Mary Jo Kopechne?)
  • Nancy’s secret / hidden relationship with Jim Jones and the Jonestown mass suicide
  • something about Ted Kennedy, Black Lives Matter, Charlie Manson and the Race War?
  • The shocking truth about Nancy’s love for the BLM, the CCP (Chinese Communist Party?) and the Weather Underground(!)

I am not shitting about any of this. Apparently the first set has to do with Democratic satanic rituals that required the sacrifice of the Virgin Mary Jo Kopechne, after a moon launch and before the moon landing, which proves that Ted Kennedy was the original Zodiac Killer. Or that Nancy worked with Jim Jones to plant the seed of communism in San Francisco. Or that Black Lives Matter is really the Black Liberation Army from the seventies.

Also, they want your money. Shocking, that.

10962

How is it the fault of Democrats that Luna requires sacrifice for appeasement? Would these Trumpists dare to suffer her wrath? Woe to such fools!

10963

God, it seems easier than ever to spout out totally insane shit and then do the “For more info, follow the link. PayPal accepted!” thing. I’m sure I can come up with some batshit theories and make some bank. See ya, suckas!

10964

Oopsie!

10965

Right-wing Republicans descended upon Dallas, Texas, this weekend for the second Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) of 2021, an event filled with viral moments

The sentence didn’t actually end there, but it could have.