âHatey miles an hourâ - thatâs great.
EDIT: just read the twitter replies - looks like that sentiment is universal. Hadnât heard that phrase before.
Thrag
10968
Should be Hatey eight, or the more transparent Hatey Hate.
First time hearing that for me as well. Fantastic.
rowe33
10970
When you hit Hatey-Hate miles per hour youâre immediately transported to the Jim Crow era.
Nesrie
10971
I donât know how I am going to use that phrase yet, I just know I am going to one day.
ShivaX
10973
Person who makes her living judging and heckling people has thoughts.
This isnât a Papal Conclave.
Of course not, the leader is just an Abbott.
Enidigm
10977
SONOFABITCH! #KeyandPeelesubsituteteachertableflip
Thatâs 9 Matthew McConaugheyâs in punishment.
Alright alright alright, alright alright alright, alright alright ALRIGHT!
My sister, who lives in Texas, says that there are a hell of a lot of Texans who would vote for McConaughey for Governor should he actually decide to run. Itâs not all Austin/Houston/Dallas/San Antonio Democrats either, she says heâs pretty well loved among the red-leaning folks as well. Normally Iâd be skeptical that someone with so little political experience could be an effective governor, but after so many years of people like Abbott, DeSantis and Trump fucking things up, why not give someone who at least genuinely wants to try and do good a chance to do good?
Thrag
10982
Plus itâd be fun seeing Republicans denounce the idea of an actor becoming a Governor.
Iâm all in, baybee! Iâve seen DeathSantis in action and Iâll vote for anyone with a pulse who isnât as shitty in any future election. I recommend those in Texas and other fucked places do the same.
Thrag
10985
Merchandizing a death cult.