Never trust a man with two first names.

I wish I had the deepfake skills to take each and every mask rant and substitute the word ā€œpantsā€ for ā€œmasksā€.

ā€œI can’t come down the floor, I can’t execute my duties, unless I wear pants!ā€

Or a district so gerrymandered it spans major multiple cities.

Just look at that masterpiece. Snipping bits off two major metros in order to drown those libs in a red rural sea.

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Just watched the whole Roy harangue and Marge slipped in at the end to get her tube time.

This is, effectively, Stop & Frisk 2021. It will be struck down by the Supreme Court in five years, but it doesn’t matter, because Trump World only cares about internet points, and this one will score big.

Allow me to take a random guess on the ā€œbasisā€ā€¦

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I’m sure the ACLU is now buying a time machine to file the objection yesterday.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/08/25/how-ex-sheriff-joe-arpaio-wound-up-facing-jail-time-before-trump-pardoned-him/

Basically this is what Arpaio kept doing after the Court told him to stop and got him arrested.

I guess Matt wanted to see where he might be staying one day.

ā€œPolitical prisonersā€ lol.

WHY WON’T HILARY LET THEM IN?

What are they hiding? From you? Their daughters perhaps?

Rubio claps back!

and fails!

ā€œAll Asians are the same.ā€
-Marco Rubio

This is an actual thing an elected official said. I repeat, this is not a line from Veep.

That is just amazingly, spectacularly stupid. Arguably worse is it’s been left up all day, over 12 hours now.

She knows that her audience is too stupid to understand how stupid that Tweet is.