11248

Yeah, it a measure of the red party that Jim Jordan isn’t the worst they have to offer in the state. I simply don’t see how anybody could trust Mandel as dogcatcher let alone think he’s a serious candidate for a senate seat, but…well here we are.

11249

When you fuck up horribly, always double down.

Also not having sick people around food is apparently Woke. So… I guess literally everyone is woke now.

11250

Makes sense if your entire ethos is based on “WWTD?”

11251

Sadly, not everyone.

11252
11253

And this is probably the last time we’ll ever hear about it because that’s how low the bar is for Republicans.

11254

I just can’t even…

11255

If that was my daughter we would not be on speaking terms.

11256

Maybe he’s trying to get that Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively thing going except he comes off as a massive sex offender capturing a trophy of his victim.

11257

The abusive Ft.Jackson sergeant was convicted of 3rd degree assault for screaming and threatening a black man yesterday. $1100 fine or 30 days in jail.

11258

This is that guy who is a drill sergeant, right? Things are not going to go well for him in that job, either.

11259

Yep. I think most of the related discussion was over in the BLM thread.

11260

After a catastrophe that epic, you might think that the logical move would be for Georgia Republicans to go back to what had worked so well: Nominate inoffensive, anti-coup, Mendoza Line guys in khakis, leave the Butterscotch Beelzebub in the rear-view, and win back enough Red Dogs to reassert themselves electorally. But nah, these dawgs are gluttons for punishment.

Enter Herschel Walker.

11261

Instead of fielding sane candidates, Georgia Republicans are going to handle the problem of black voting the old-fashioned way.

11262

“Sure our candidate isn’t from this state and also used to play Russian Roulette with guests, but…”

11263

Walker last played football in Georgia in 1983. I mean, I know who he is, but I’m 60. I wonder how many Georgians under 40 know or care who he is?

11264

Texans know who Walker is. He took the Dallas Cowboys from the worst team in the NFL to winning three Super Bowls by being traded away!

11265

The deal of the century, but not the way Minnesota thought it was.

11266

hah, best/worst trade ever depending on if you are in TX or MN

11267