374 pages to clear himself. The AG doth protest too much, methinks.

Georgians of all ages know who Herschel is. Loved him as a Dawg. Not so much afterwards.

He’s got a pencil with my name on it. He came by my elementary school, that is located directly across the street from the main UGA athletic complex, to sign autographs but didn’t have anything to sign with. I had just had a tooth pulled so the dentist gave me a pencil with my name on it. I offered up my pencil so Herschel could sign autographs for us kids and he never gave me my pencil back. I didn’t mind at the time.

Yet another child rapist in the Republican ranks. At this point it seems like a pre-requisite.

I will be damned impressed if he’s still got that pencil :)

That dude gave up on the Vikings before the ink was dry on that trade, even putting aside what they gifted Dallas in the deal. Fuck Herschel Walker. Second-worst Dallas sports figure in history.

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That guy has fish eyes. He looks creepy, like he’s being cthulu-ized.

I had the same thought. Sort of an Elijah Wood / Deep Ones crossbreed.

He had a narrow head, bulging, watery blue eyes that seemed never to wink, a flat nose, a receding forehead and chin, and singularly undeveloped ears.

from that tweet’s replies:

Oh Rudy.

The 77-year old former mayor also denies accounts from unnamed former White House coworkers in published reports that he has a drinking problem.

“Never,” he said. “I don’t think I’ve ever done an interview drunk. I mean, I drink normally. I like Scotch, I drink Scotch,” he said.

“I’m not an alcoholic,” Giuliani insisted. “I’m a functioning, I probably function more effectively than 90 percent of the population.”

Ha ha – he almost said, “I’m a functioning alcoholic” but caught himself.

I don’t care if you drink like a fish. Just stop being an asshole, Rudy.

I like Scotch, OK?!?!

He was further quoted as saying “I only drink scotch in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening. Or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. But never at dusk.”

Churchill famously drank scotch all day. Not a ton of it, mind you, but he always had a glass going.

But you, Mister Giuliani, you are no Churchill.

When you don’t THINK you’ve done an interview drunk, that means you have in fact done an interview drunk.

This is like that Republican AG who didn’t THINK he had committed a hit and run.

I’m not sure Rudes is skilled enough, liked enough, or any longer connected enough, to pull off the Kavanugh.

Rudy could have gotten out of politics after his stint as mayor. He could have enjoyed his very healthy six or seven figures as a law firm partner and not really done anything other than schmooze and booze, and made extra cash from speaking engagements. He was a 9/11 hero after all.

Instead he had to continue to feel important and, like the grifter he is, he always wanted more so he kept at it until he fucked himself by aligning himself with an even more aggressive grifter, Trump, who keeps throwing Rudy under the bus no matter how many times Rudy crawls back out.

It’s like some kind of Greek tragedy, except filled with stupid, reprehensible people.