12014

Seems easier to move 200k people to Wyoming or North Dakota and secure the senators. One of these tech overlords should just set up an employee resort town in one of these flyover states, everyone works remote. I’m sure you could find enough voting millennials/zennials to do it if you offer to pay for their housing.

12015

Some states would be easier than others. Personally Montana? Make it Missoula and you can do it. Wyoming? Could talk me into it.

But there is no money you could offer to make Alabama or Nebraska palatable.

12016

Those states likely have too many folks.

You’d need about 200-300k folks, and in demos that are overwhelmingly Dem.

Set up a Tenacious Unicornopolis in Wyoming or West Virginia.

12017

The reason this won’t happen is because the tech overlords are people like Bezos and Zuckerberg who only care about their taxes and preventing unionization, so they are actually much happier with Republicans in charge.

12018

Michael Flynn says prosecuting Jan 6 insurrectionists is a violation of the First Amendment while also saying the US should only have one religion.

12019

Interesting notion. Has anyone ever tried eliminating religions before?

12020

Considering that God is the same deity at the head of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism is the same god, it really doesn’t follow that one nation under God must have one religion.

12021

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12022

Above us only skies. Imagine!

12023

Psst. It’s still Big Oil, not tech.

12024

Remember remember the (checks notes) twelfth? of November

12025

Flynn is really pushing the frontiers of authoritarian douchebaggery isn’t he?

12026

I can only assume it’s a first come, first serve situation so I hope you all like being Quakers.

12027

Then I look forward to worshipping the Norse gods…

12028

12029

I like big Willendorfs and I cannot lie

12030

12031

A god is a lie. (book reference)

12032

Or if you prefer the angrier version:

12033