If the pulpy bag of awfulness that is Lauren Boebert can get enough votes to be elected then the U.S. is done. I want states to secede. I’m going to go live in Latveria. Victor Von Doom is preferable to the Boeberts and Cawthorns we have.

Boebert is from a blue state, though, which illustrates the point. It’s not a blue state / red state divide, it’s urban and rural. And I don’t know how seccession would work for that!

I can totally relate to the sentiment, though.

i propose a swap, Boebert’s district to Utah in exchange for the SLC metro.

Gonna need a bigger truck to make that work.

Hear, hear! Unfortunately, SLC metro just got carved up even more like a Thanksgiving turkey so despite 1/3 of the state voting Dem, I doubt we elect another Democrat again until the back end of the decade. So glad voters passed the ballot initiative for an independent redistricting commission in 2018 that promptly got thrown into the trash bin by the state legislature so they could gerrymander away.

The 4th district used to be so competitive, the last couple elections went down to the wire. Now 538 has it listed as R+31. With the new maps the most competitive of the four districts is mine which is… R+23. Again, despite 1/3 of the state voting Democrat. It’s so infuriating.

But the sacred rights of the filibuster, enshrined in our constitution by the founding fathers, is more important than allowing people’s votes to count. So sayeth the Manchin.

I think you just end up with mass protests, riots, and general anarchy. Is that better? I don’t know.

Just have little corridors going to all the big cities. The map will look kinda like spaghetti.

Hyperloops!

Heh, to get across Handmaiden’s Tale country as fast as possible.

I see you are familiar with the O’hare airport solution!

The RNC wouldn’t be doing this if they didn’t expect Trump to be the nominee in 2024.

I think absolute, unwavering fealty to a single human being is an interesting idea. I wonder why it’s never been tried before in human history?

We wouldn’t be in this situation we are in were it not for improvements in the standard of living and increases in lifespan! This gerontocracy is getting old. #notsorry

Hey, I’m perfectly happy to carousel once my offspring are adults. I was a later bloomer, as it were, though.

It doesn’t really matter. In another 10 years Trump will be dead and Trumpism will be even worse, whoever bears its standard. This ketchup doesn’t go back in the bottle.

Yeah, unless the GOP gets soundly thumped at the polls, which doesn’t look likely to happen in '22, they will continue to be openly racist and anti-democracy. The rich elite are fine with that as long as they continue to get their tax cuts, etc. I would expect to see more dismantling of social programs, ending social security with cash buyouts to people who have paid in, etc. Yes, I am pessimistic.

Hell freezes over:

I wonder who got to Boebert, and how, to produce this?