Change the sign to “Stuff every adult definitely wants you to read”.

Meet Georgia’s next (QAnon) governor?

Stop it, satire is already dead.

The only question I have is, Slannesh or Tzeentch?

I’ve seen a couple of these in the wild:
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Like KevinC said, the first time I saw one I assumed it was satire.

Yep, Idiocracy didn’t even have that joke in it.

The best lack all conviction while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

It’s cool that the guns have top billing over the babies.

I interpret the order as meaning she thinks Jesus is telling her to shoot babies. I mean, people are saying it. Someone should investigate. There’s probably a cake shop basement involved somewhere.

(did I cross enough streams there?)

My understanding is that they use the gun to force Jesus to impregnate them. He’s like, no more holes! Okay, I’ll do it!

Anime says tone it down, man.

No, no, no. The gun is good, it shoots death and purifies the earth. The penis is evil, it shoots seeds.

PERHAPS YOUR INSTRUMENTS ARE USELESS

Meanwhile, the truckers are saying there will be no treaty, no vaccine, and no Lieutenant Yar!

They perfected a means of bringing to the surface all that was evil and negative within. Erupting, spreading, connecting. In time it formed second skin, dank and vile.
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Yeah. Me too, man.