I refuse to believe people are this dumb. Of course if I’m wrong, I’ll eat my theoretical hat.

Well, at least the name is right on target.

Madison Cawthorn will probably say it’s faked.

This smells like the GOP establishment trying to bury Cawthorn for his comments about the orgies, etc.

These are so dumb that my initial assumption was they’re fake.

Even if they’re real it’s not like dumb Venmo messages are proof of anything. Had a rent check get lost once and had to Venmo the money to my landlord. His comments were full of things like this to the property manager.

GOP abandoning him like he was newborn babe.

(former fetus)

That can’t be him, where is the holdout pistol in his garter belt? Slander!

It’s in his prison wallet of course.

Tucked inside the left cup. Inside the right cup, of course, is the cocaine.

Chef’s kiss.

Eh, I’m pretty sure these aren’t fake, but they seem pretty clearly to be a joke.

I thought it was bath saIts. I cant keep up.

Death match cage match for title of craziest mofo in Congress when?

That’s funny, but I almost feel like it’s real. Craziest MAGA female congress critter. There can be only one!

“Ex-gay”.

Because that always works!