The GOP is still morally corrupt, even if Discourse breaks

[MrGrumpy]

Helen Kennedy 🌻

[John_Reynolds]

Man, this makes me regret ignoring local media news reports on FB this year, because the yokels here in Ohio have been slavering for Durham to produce mounds of confirmation bias for them.

[sillhouette]

David Diego

[Mark_Asher]

Wow. If I was Donald J for Jackass Trump I wouldn’t want to live in a country like that! I hope he moves out!

[BennyProfane]

Wow, I hadn’t read anything on the Federalist in ages. I had no idea they had gone completely around the bend.

[Timex]

I don’t know if the Federalist was ever not crazy, but they’ve been WAY bonkers for a long time.

[abrandt]

After all that very smart and stable man did working tirelessly day and night for four years, fueled only by fried chicken, Big Macs, and patriotic selflessness, in order to put an end to all of these very bad and very corrupt things it didn’t even take two years for those very bad baby-eating vegan democrats to undo it all. Sad!

[Papageno]

@138

Wait. Then what’s a pedometer for?

Funny story, in Spanish, “pedómetro” which is also the name for the thing that measures your step count, sounds bad as well, since “pedo” means “fart,” so a neophyte would be within his rights to think it a “fart meter.”

[Papageno]

@Matt_W

This needs to be the campaign poster of every Democrat this election cycle.

The GOP candidates will just spew some BS about the Dems putting a poison pill in the bill, like it would require everyone’s kids to go to “Critical Race Theory+Gay Conversion+Vegan Indoctrination” camps, and their voters would believe it.

[Timex]

You mean the CRTGCVI camps aren’t real?

[Papageno]

Aw crap, now I blew it and outed them!

Oh, I forgot to mention that they’re militantly atheist too. In for a penny, in for a pound and all that.

[Stepsongrapes]

@Timex

You mean the CRTGCVI camps aren’t real?

Are those sleep-away or just day camps?

[Pyperkub]

@Papageno

@138

Wait. Then what’s a pedometer for?

Funny story, in Spanish, “pedómetro” which is also the name for the thing that measures your step count, sounds bad as well, since “pedo” means “fart,” so a neophyte would be within his rights to think it a “fart meter.”

How high did YOU score on your fart meter today?

[RichVR]

Mine broke long ago.

[Papageno]

Alas, one does tend toward having more flatulence with age. The best one can do is release it at opportune moments vs. inopportune ones.

It reminds me of a great joke: Q: Why do farts smell? A: For the benefit of the hard of hearing. :D

[inactive_user]

@Papageno

It reminds me of a great joke: Q: Why do farts smell? A: For the benefit of the hard of hearing. :D

This is the way.

[Pyperkub]

There’s also the joy of silent but deadly… ;)

[RichVR]

For very small values of joy.

[gruntled]

@Pyperkub

How high did YOU score on your fart meter today?

Still a ways to go to get in my 10,000. Guess it’s beans for dinner again.

[Rock8man]

I got a similar joke over Whatsapp the other day from my brother.

OK so… this elderly man walks into his doctor’s office, sits down and, tells his doctor, “doc, I have horrible gas! It’s silent and doesn’t smell but, it never goes away! I’ve farted 5 times just since I’ve been here!” His doctor thinks for a second and, says “here, I’m going to write you a prescription. Just go and pick it up and take 2 pills per day and come back and see me in 1 week” the man tells the doctor thank you and, runs out of the office to go to cvs and pick it up. A week later he goes back in for the follow up visit and says, “well, doc… I still have gas! It’s not silent anymore but, it still doesn’t smell!” The doctor kinda chuckles and looks down at his prescription pad and says “ooookay, now that we’ve fixed your ear infection, it’s time to work on your sinuses”