14859

I feel like Texas has the greatest discrepancy between the persona of their politicians toughness and the actual. See also: Ted Cruz.

14860

As they say in Texas: “All hat, no cattle.”

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14862

I’m actually surprised they didn’t just push back and claim it was just innocent Halloween fun, of course he’s not racist, grow a spine libtards, etc.

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14864

I would have thought a picture of New York with the words “We are not in Kansas anymore” would have been good enough.

14865

He’s right - chuds belong in the toilet.

14866

Now that is definitely one punchable face.

14867

Murders are rare? OK, let’s check. (Spends 2 minutes Googling.)

2019
New York State: 3.2 homicides per 100,000 population
Kansas: 4.9

Ummm, well. Let’s try another year.

2020
New York State: 4.7
Kansas: 7.0

Then maybe the cities … no, the homicide rate in Witchita, KS was 9.0 in 2019, while NYC’s homicide rate in 2021 was 5.7

Well fine, that’s just one state. But you can’t deny that Real America - good, honest Republican states - are havens of peace and tranquility when compared to the blood-soaked hell that is the blue states, right? (Googles some more) Wait, homicide rates are 40% higher in Trump states than Biden states? 8 out of the top 10 homicide rate states are red states? Lexington KY has a homicide rate twice that of NYC?

No, no. That can’t be possible. We all know the truth - Real America is pure and unsullied. So instead of thinking about these troublesome “numbers,” and “facts,” let’s instead imagine pickup trucks driving across fields of golden wheat in slow motion while classic rock plays in the background. Aaaaaahhhh. Much better.

See? Real America is paradise.

14868

But they go in toilets, yo.

14869

I mean, we are supposed to go in the toilets. It’s what the toilets are for, right?

14870

Only Ted Nugent.

14871

My favorite band from NYC is Rage Against the Latrine.

Some of those who go in toilets,
Are the same who ban abortions.
Some of those who go in toilets,
Are the same who ban abortions.

Shitting in the name of
Shitting in the name of
Now you go in the toilets
Now you go in the toilets
(Now you’re under control) And now you go in the toilets
(Now you’re under control) And now you go in the toilets

Those MAGA guys, are justified,
For flying the flags, they’re the chosen whites.
You justify, those MAGA guys,
By flying the flags, they’re the chosen whites.

Uggghhh! -bathroom noises-
Yeah!!
C’mon!!!
Ugggghh! -bathroom noises-

Fuck you I won’t go in the toilets!
Fuck you I won’t go in the toilets!
Fuck you I won’t go in the toilets!
Fuck you I won’t go in the toilets!
Motherfucker! Ughhhh!!

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14873

Did you write that yourself? That’s amazing.

14874

Yes, it is an original composition penned by my inner 14-year-old who was very much in control earlier today and who enjoys bathroom humor (and RATM). Those who enjoy it may reuse freely, those who are offended have my sincere apologies.

14875

Always with the pedophilia these GOPers.

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So strange that Kid Rock switched from rap to country rock . . .