Sorry, I was too busy working out some serious financial business with my Nigerian friends.

Note how it’s never the lower bracket income tax that gets a break from these right wing motherfuckers. Because fuck the common man, right?

Don’t you understand? The rich people need more money with which to provide benevolence to their serfs.

1,400 kids, no biggie. It’s not like it was 1400 fetuses, now that would be a concern.

Makes you wonder if there are any stats on how many pregnant women have died fron COVID

It’s fine, it’s not like these guys pick judges or anything.

Plus the whole ā€œfentanyl in Skittles bagsā€ thing is made out of whole cloth:

Everyone knows the Fentanyl in Sour Skittles is the superior product.

I still prefer the green M&M fentanyl.

I’m old school. Pixie Stix Heroin for me.

I’ll take a razor blade or two in my apple thanks very much.

I know this is not news for anyone around here, but still, fucking scary stuff about how the Republicans in Wisconsin have rigged almost all state government so they can never lose, and even when they do, like when Tony Evers won the gubernatorial election there in 2018, they just change the rules of the game to figuratively emasculate the office in a lame-duck session (which is what they in fact did before Scott Walker left office, and BTW IIRC what the Virginia legislature did a few years before when a Dem governor was elected there, right?). It’s basically Leninism–all that’s missing is the ChekĆ”, and that can’t be far behind:

TFW you call out violence against your canvasser and people find out you’re employing violent neo-Confederates.

Cuban white supremacist is red meat for face-eating leopards.

Also has some real Clayton Bigsby vibes.

GOP donors are also morally corrupt.

This isn’t exactly news.

GOP candidates seem to ā€œforgetā€ they are corrupt too