The GOP is still morally corrupt, even if Discourse breaks

Rep. Jack Kimble (a parody account) has been telling a lot of MTG jokes lately. Republican superstars are so hard to parody.


These guys…

At this National Conservatism convention in Washington D.C., Senator Josh Hawley proclaims he’s a Christian Nationalist, and keynote speaker Evan Kilgore estimates only 300,000 Jews were killed in the Holocaust.

Guys! Not cool to say those stupid things or think those stupid thoughts!

So if 300,000 ultra right-wing dicks were killed in America, that would be cool?

These people are so bad. They are so hungry for power.

“Yeah. Just, just checkin’ the till here, Mark, and it seems you’re short a few million.”

Yes, says the news editor, but how old is Hawley? How old is Kilgore? Can we report about how they’re old?

Sadly, Hawley is 44 and will probably be a senator for long time. And I’m sure he wants to run for president. He has experience running.