The I'm drunk thread

Siren · 2012-04-16T00:35:21.000Z

Ed Solomon:

Oh I don’t actually watch them, it’s just they are an indication of quality of drunkenness. Like petty dedicated to Fire.

Fire, Fire. I can’t think of anything that rhymes because I’m drunk
How is your baby? I miss having little ones
My kids ate big and surely
Thank you for not posting pictures of your ass anymore
Not that it wasn’t very nice, it just makes me feel awkward
There is probability a metAphore thee Anout my relationship with women
Many spellings stake I care but am going to Go to bed. Fix tomorrow but that would be cheating. Drunk Thread has rules. Not vietnam, smokey. Mark it zero.

This might be the best drunk thread post ever.

Ed_Solomon · 2012-04-16T07:38:12.000Z

Siren:

This might be the best drunk thread post ever.

Thanks, Siren. The next one is for you. I just have to figure out what rhymes with French toast.

Omniscia · 2012-04-16T08:12:01.000Z

Ed Solomon:

Thanks, Siren. The next one is for you. I just have to figure out what rhymes with French toast.

Wench host?

fire · 2012-04-16T08:45:01.000Z

I’m sorry, Ed, I missed your post! I guess it was up there in between Shadari being a dork. Thanks for the sentiment, and I, too, feel awkward when I post pictures of my ass. I guess we’ve all changed.

Ed_Solomon · 2012-04-16T09:27:20.000Z

fire:

I’m sorry, Ed, I missed your post! I guess it was up there in between Shadari being a dork. Thanks for the sentiment, and I, too, feel awkward when I post pictures of my ass. I guess we’ve all changed.

See, this is why I shouldn’t drink. It’s just a dick move to bring up something so trivial from so far back. Mea culpa.

ReptileHouse · 2012-05-02T22:25:58.000Z

Why is the rum gone? :(

Was good rum, too. Ron Zacapa 23. I’m even more sad now.

RichVR · 2012-05-02T22:39:36.000Z

I enjoyed Vizcaya. And then it ran out. Hmmm. I see a pattern here.

W_Wiley · 2012-05-02T23:11:23.000Z

Trying to make sweet love to my lady. Circus music on the TV it sucks to get old.

Shadari · 2012-05-05T19:40:20.000Z

Since I’m very drunk ATM, let us rejoice with some Demi Lovato:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39bp-hbkdPc

Yeah, I’m a perv. :(

ReptileHouse · 2012-05-07T00:00:56.000Z

I think I might actually love whisky more than beer. It hurts a little inside to say that, but I think it may be true.

And I even have a batch of beer fermenting in the living room at the moment. OTOH, if I have a batch of whisky going, I’d a) have to wait 18 years or so to drink it, compared to a couple weeks, and b) be worried about the feds. I’ll stick with brewing beer and buying whisky, I think.

Siren · 2012-05-09T01:58:16.000Z

I am drinking alone at 2am on a Tuesday night.

Don’t judge me.

StGabe · 2012-05-09T03:03:40.000Z

Ditto.

fire · 2012-05-09T07:55:45.000Z

If you post here, you’re officially not drinking alone.

RichVR · 2012-05-10T21:21:33.000Z

Beers are to be had
Drinks are to be drunk you see
And drinking is me

Shadari · 2012-05-12T23:06:42.000Z

What an amazing song!

W_Wiley · 2012-05-12T23:08:56.000Z

Why is the boy from terminator 2 playing soccer with girls in that gatorade commercial?

Sarkus · 2012-05-13T00:38:09.000Z

Bought a cheap bottle ($3-4) of wine at Walmart tonight - damn thing had a cork! Who the hell expects a corked wine for that price? It’s a Cali wine, Oak Leaf sauvignon blanc. It’s actually not bad for the price. Of course it only takes me 1/3 of a bottle to get pretty buzzed at this point, so its quite a value.

Shadari · 2012-05-20T00:18:15.000Z

I’m gonna fucking regret this, but she is the most beautiful person in the universe!

RichVR · 2012-05-20T19:27:11.000Z

And so I am yet again drunk. I do not mind this it has its good points. Of course it has bad points as well. Yet I care not. Because in two days I will be on a big boat. The wife is here, sleeping in her chair. And she needs that sleep. She has a job that is so stressful. I can not begrudge her the rest.

Me? I’m like a kid a couple of days before Christmas. I always wanted to go on a cruise. And now it is gonna happen. I can’t wait. But now I’m thinking of all the ways it can go wrong.

Yes I am a paranoid fuck. And I do not believe that any happiness can happen to me.

Sorry.

Blips · 2012-05-20T19:33:51.000Z

RichVR:

But now I’m thinking of all the ways it can go wrong.

Buy a pair of binoculars so that you’ll be sure to spot any rogue icebergs.