Better yet; get trashed on the boat, create a new cocktail and name it The Rogue Iceberg.
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I have to admit I like the sound of that a lot more :D
No shower, have to fill the toilet with my hose, mentally deficient helper tried to steal a knife, just took a trucker bath. Yay bathroom remodeling. Bourbon and beer, activate!
If that’s a euphemism, I’ll kick you in the kidney, right through this screen!
I’ll probably be banned for this, but here’s a really catchy song by Miley Cyrus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=M11SvDtPBhA
We need some kind of captcha that only flags drunk Shadari posting youtube videos.
Flag me at your peril, sober people. Here’s the catchiest pop song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=FdnTzol-n4E
Also, perhaps the most attractive mortal being known to man or woman.
As a bit of an aside, I really fucking hate when people can be that fucking hot. Goddammit. It’s just not right. I can’t even think straight. If she were like a coworker or neighbor, I’d pretty much have already killed myself by now!
Wow. Shadari, that’s the first video link of yours I’ve ever clicked on. I shall be sure to never click on another one.
I’m sure Disney is very proud.
Well I did receive the check this morning. ;)
Got a bottle of wine while the missus was out of the country to experiment with being drunk again (haven’t done it since. . . uhh. . . summer of my sophomore year of college? 2007?).
Red moscato from Beringer. Tasted like shit.
Everything, including fingers and toes, is very numb now. Feel urge to laugh at nothing at all, continuously trying to convince myself there is no need to do so.
Sitting up feels harder than normal.
Overall impression: not as horrifying and depressing as last time around, but not sure if it’s actually fun or not. Pretty sure I still don’t enjoy this enough to get past the awful taste of alcohol to feel it.
Time to watch videogame streams and avoid sleep. The bachelor life is gonna be weird; ladypal is off to a Caribbean island for the whole month doing a lengthy linguistic study. Cool for her, boring for me. Lonely, too.
I seen all good people turn their heads each time so satisfied I’m on my way.
A: Isn’t she theoretically underage in that video?
B: Non-theoretically, she’s about a 6 1/2. There’s something about pop trash that derails your brain.
A: Yeah, I think so. I admit my attraction while drunk (I’d do it while sober,) that doesn’t mean I’d act on these crazy primal impulses.
B: You’re fucking crazy old buddy. 6.5? Dude… nevermind. No point for this conversation to even continue if you believe that crap.
I had a ton of fun playing TF2 and Diablo 3 tonight~~~~!!! I wanna play more but I’m so fucked up hehe!
The 7 things I hate/love about you!!!
My ex is so making fun of me for liking Miley. Fuck her. Not seriously, but still fuck that bitch. She still totally wants me yet she can’t have me. Want to type more but can’t quite do it. :)
My city. Hometown, actually. Pop: 12k. It’s actually just off to the right, but this video highlights most of the awesome rock formations I was treated to as a kid:
