The I'm drunk thread

What, and give up a night of dancing?

Not funny :/

What! I finished the story.

Tease.

Eric wanted the story to have a happy ending.

Robsam, are you suggesting fire has massaged the details a bit?

I’m more wanting confirmation that fire did his part as a man and took her up on that. Otherwise his man card is getting revoked. Like, for serious.

I think you’re way too late for that, Eric.

I should have known she was female. Typical woman, crushing my hopes and dreams. :P

You obviously haven’t thought this through, Eric.

???

This must be what jpinard feels like when he’s completely oblivious to one of his ambien rants :)

I love you guys.

Rich just turned this thread up to 11.

Hey now. You weren’t thinking it, right? ::COUGHbullshitCOUGH:: ;-)

Oh.

OHHHHHH.

Oh dear.

::LIGHTBULB::

Seriously. You guys are adorable.

I turned down a girl at the bar last week because I didn’t like what her PhD was in. That’s almost as cool, right? :P

What was her PhD in?

Some boring, nonsensical sounding branch of Biology. I don’t remember exactly. I was drunk. Hence posting it in this thread. :P