I am indeed fucked up at this very moment. I thought I heard a car crash in front of my house. But it was people moving. The truck dropped a large ramp on the floor.

I wanted to go out with a hammer and explain that you do not make noise llike that at 1AM.

But my wife stopped me.

But I would have gladly pounded various heads with a large hammer.

I still widh to pound heads. The fuckers.

More beer and less hammer I guess.

You know who else didn’t get to play Diablo3 beta, the Jews nazi mofos.

I was being facetious because your post made no sense. At all. I will gladly accept the “fuck you” part of your response since I sort of deserved it based on your state of mind.

I’m also a bit drunk myself right now, a tiny bit, I’ve been living in a cave of financial hell for two years and I think I am about to escape it.

I CAN’T FIND MY DICK!

It’s detachable. This happens all the time.

It’s 1:22PM here in beautiful-but-getting-colder Ann Arbor, MI.

I don’t work today.

Too early to start drinking? I have a six of Bell’s Amber in the fridge just… mocking me.

As long as it’s after noon, it’s ok.

Yeah, look in the medicine cabinet.

It is always afternoon someplace.

Ivy been doing a tour if the craft brew pubs un Dublin. Im on holiday in Dublin because I have a darkroom course tomorrow. There are.many beers left to taste, a tantalizing amount. I door i wake uo tomorrow.

Fortunate, because I pretty much went straight to beer shortly thereafter… and straight to SPAZ for some mildly-inebriated zombie funtime explosion!

Who loves some Chili Peps???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9VyLBuWpAs

You lovely foolz! :)

Let us come together rednecks and tree-huggers…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupsPg5H6aE

Holy crap, Shadari is posting in the “I’m drunk thread”!!

It’s a shocker, to be sure.

;-)

Yeah yeah I’m drunk as usual, Mister Sarkus.

Hey, shake the glitter now baby! And give me some cash out baby!!!

Let’s hear it for the capital of planet Earth!

I CAN’T FIND MY DICK

I can’t find a new vagina

I CAN’T FIND IT EITHER

Free beer end if season party. Calling in sick tomorrow hahahahaha.