GF had my phone, we aren’t broken up, and my wallet was in a booth in the restaurant down the street. Very good morning.
PREEMPTIVE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: Between 11/1/11 and 12/31/11, to post in this thread at least 2/3 the number of times Shadari does.
Your move, YouTube linker.
CSL
1623
Bought a case of Old Milwaukee because why not - too bad I have to work tomorrow.
onfe mida s touch plz three martinz plus one xanx equals uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi wednesday
Rum, coke, and lemons
Drunken sleep aids ftw
but needs more lemon
Don’t be hatin’ y’all.
Speak With Bread can hold her booze
When she wants to! Ha!
ok bit drunk now
lightweight
maybe YOU"RE the one who’s drunk
ebver think of that
doubt it
youre lying now
oh dear
shouldnt try tk keoeop up
lightweight rpoblem
oops
Man, this Cobra stuff is awful. I can handle the watered down lager thing, but this stuff has an aftertaste that can only be described as stanky. I’m only drinking it because it’s one of the beers my sister brought home from Estonia for me. She doesn’t know beers, but I really appreciate the thought.
Okay, so I am not wasted or anything, but this thread seemed cooler to post in than the beer thread.
So how are you guys holding up Speak With Bread and lesslucid?
I actually quite enjoy Cobra, but perhaps that’s because the only time I ever have it is in curry houses in the UK. I’m not even sure it can be had in the US.
Also, all you people drunk this early on a Friday are making me jealous. I need a good night of drinking but it’s hard at my age to line up all the friends for a night out now that everyone is married, has kids, or both.
Hmm. Maybe the beer was skunked or something. The other one was some Russian beer with a Windmill on the bottle. That one was actually a decent lager. Can’t even Google it or Beeradvocate it, though. Damn you, Cyrillic characters!
Oh I’m not trying to defend Cobra, for all I know it’s a shitty beer. I only drink it with spicy curries and usually in quantities that will definitely interfere with my ability to give an accurate report on its quality on the subsequent day. It’s a tradition at this point, sort of how I hate Cherry Coke except in movie theaters where I absolutely must have it to make the movie watching experience correct and complete.
And you wonder why you get piled upon.
Nellie
1634
Mum Died on Wednesday. Technically I don’t think I’m drunk at the moment, but I went on a massive bender last night and I feel better for having done so.
Fuck cancer!
I’ll raise a glass to your mum after I finish working out.
RepoMan
1636
Sorry for your loss, Nellie. Glad your bender helped.
Partially moved into new loft today. Happy hour from 5-7 with coworkers. Another happy hour from 7-10 with kickball friends. Then going to see another friend’s band play until who knows when.
And the. I wake up early tomorrow to cook breakfast for everyone helping me finish the move, and THEN the big housewarming party tomorrow night.
I’m gonna be SO fcked up…
Oh shit. My boss and my intern have shown up. And they’re buying shots.
I can’t speak for speaks with bread, but I spent most of yesterday wallowing in hungovered self-pity. The hangover’s now gone and the self-pity’s just about within spec. Not repeating that experiment in a hurry.
RichVR
1640
Nellie, sorry for your loss.