The I'm drunk thread

Shadari · 2011-11-19T20:39:27.000Z

Okay, now I’m really drunk and I’m on the verge of shitting up a bunch of threads… but I’lll stick to this one…

Lady Gaga!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_GMgkcc2KM

Damn!

RichVR · 2011-11-19T20:40:33.000Z

Shadari:

Good stuff… if a bit long… but here’s a guy I saw in the Grand ol’ Opry on my 8th grade trip thingie or some such…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qdxgam-xE4

Dude you win. That was fucking awesome.

Shadari · 2011-11-19T20:43:02.000Z

Yay, I won something finally! Yo Adrian!

Shadari · 2011-11-19T21:33:37.000Z

My neighbors are gonna kill me… I’m singing Katy Perry aloud. Out loud… Rio! C’mon!

Dance till we die… sing! Young forever! You make me feel young forever!

Let’s runway… don’t ever look back!!!

Just one touch!

robsam · 2011-11-19T21:37:30.000Z

Wait, wait, wait…Shadari is man?

Shadari · 2011-11-19T21:39:00.000Z

Hell yeah man!

whips out…

Anyway, this is a family site. Mine is bigger than yours though!

Shadari · 2011-11-19T21:43:15.000Z

I wanna see your peacock cock cock… your peacock cock cock!

W_Wiley · 2011-11-19T23:12:06.000Z

If they hit my shield why do I take damage? Someone should mod in pepper spray. Skyrim

Shadari · 2011-11-20T00:09:16.000Z

It’s Sunday mooooooooooorning!!!

Shadari · 2011-11-23T21:25:54.000Z

Surely I’m not the only one a bit tipsy tonight! Anyway, here’s a clip that inspired my blood elf paladin in WoW… it’s from Heavy Metal the Movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_gOpU0eWU

jeansberg · 2011-11-24T11:31:04.000Z

There’s a race called ‘blood elf’ in WoW? What, dark elves weren’t emo enough?

Shadari · 2011-11-25T00:51:20.000Z

Night elves are rather jovial actually.

But speaking of emo, I’m watching live footage of The Birthday Massacre and I’m like all crying and stuff. Blah, I’m terrible…

Shadari · 2011-11-25T02:23:06.000Z

Amazing!

olaf · 2011-11-25T19:27:53.000Z

W Wiley:

Can’t play skyrim drunk. At least well.

I find that I can, at least to the point where I can find things to do where I have fun and am not dying like crazy, exploring or crafting or doing radiant quests…I avoid plot line stuff because I dont remember it so well the day after.

What I could not play well drunk was Forza 4. I mean, at all. I know, I know…duh right? But man, what a difference. It would frustrate the shit out of me.

RichVR · 2011-11-25T19:50:46.000Z

So the ex-wife and I weren’t on good terms. Then one night she called me to come to a bar that we used to frequent. At this time our son was like 12 years old. And we hadn’t talked for a while. So I go to the bar and the ex is there and she looks good. Lost some weight. Big boobs though. We spend some time catching up. Do some blow. Get way drunk. We end up at our house. That is her house now. The kid is at a friend’s house for the night. We do the nasty, once twice, thrice.

It’s getting light. Maybe 5-6 AM.

I’m about to nod off. The ex says, get out. WTF? Says I. She says, kid is coming home, don’t want him to see you here.

WTF I repeat. And she says (person) my girlfriend will be home with (son) soon, get out.

Girlfriend? Says I as she gets my shit together to throw me out.

Yes, now be gone.

And I was gone. Outside house, walking the walk of shame. Got car service with just enough money to get home.

No tip. Just enough money to get home. Cursed out by car driver for no tip.

I felt used and abused.

Shadari · 2011-11-25T23:56:47.000Z

Dang, Rich, your posts are way too complicated for me to grasp in my current state of mind.

Tortilla · 2011-11-26T01:06:33.000Z

RichVR:

So the ex-wife and I weren’t on good terms. Then one night she called me to come to a bar that we used to frequent. At this time our son was like 12 years old. And we hadn’t talked for a while. So I go to the bar and the ex is there and she looks good. Lost some weight. Big boobs though. We spend some time catching up. Do some blow. Get way drunk. We end up at our house. That is her house now. The kid is at a friend’s house for the night. We do the nasty, once twice, thrice.

It’s getting light. Maybe 5-6 AM.

I’m about to nod off. The ex says, get out. WTF? Says I. She says, kid is coming home, don’t want him to see you here.

WTF I repeat. And she says (person) my girlfriend will be home with (son) soon, get out.

Girlfriend? Says I as she gets my shit together to throw me out.

Yes, now be gone.

And I was gone. Outside house, walking the walk of shame. Got car service with just enough money to get home.

No tip. Just enough money to get home. Cursed out by car driver for no tip.

I felt used and abused.

You got kicked out of your own house because your own kid was being dropped off by your own girlfriend?

That’s impressively messed up.

Hanacker · 2011-11-26T01:19:35.000Z

Tortilla:

You got kicked out of your own house because your own kid was being dropped off by your own girlfriend?

That doesn’t sound right…

madkevin · 2011-11-26T05:26:15.000Z

Yeah, I think it was his ex-wife’s girlfriend. Which means, had he played his cards better, he would have been poised for a great Penthouse Forum letter.

RichVR · 2011-11-26T12:10:14.000Z

Damn. I was drunk last night.