The I'm drunk thread

RichVR · 2011-12-01T20:38:58.000Z

I am rather drunk. Quel surprise. I was at a fine dinner earlier and had one of the best damn rare Angus burgers ever. Let me tell you swinging dicks something. You should make friends with everyone you meet. My wife asks me, why do you talk to everyone like you know them?

You know why? Because sometimes you talk to a chef at a restaurant. Sometimes you buy him a fucking drink or two.

Hell, when I used to go to Wo Hop in Chinatown we used to smoke opium with the cooks. Then when me and the boys that sold tshirts at concerts at Madison Square Garden went theyr, we’d get the table downstairs near the kitchen and get food that was fucking kickass. Wed smoke a bowl and get these big platters of shit that was out of this world.

I’m talking chicken feet and gizzards. And this shit was superb. We’d sit there all night and smoke with the cooks and they didn’t speak a word of english. But the waiter would be like, You wnt to try this? White boys cant eat this. And we’d be yeah, bring it dude. And we would eat like fucking kings.

This was stuff they woould only eat in the back. Even the families in the place would look at us like we were crazy. Yeah, bring on the octopus. Bring on the testicles were down.

Shit was great.

Saxman_72 · 2011-12-02T07:53:09.000Z

WHO’S DOWN FOR TESTICLES?!

Rich, that’s just awesome.

extarbags · 2011-12-02T15:43:38.000Z

WHAT’S A PHONE???

]I]YEAH!!![]/AI]

Shadari · 2011-12-02T23:32:30.000Z

I’m not hip enough to eat chicken testicles, but I AM cool enough to like this song…

Sarkus · 2011-12-02T23:52:05.000Z

I wonder what percentage of Shadari’s 5,000+ posts are from this thread and contain links to videos? I’m guessing its a pretty big chunk.

Shadari · 2011-12-02T23:54:59.000Z

Sarkus:

I wonder what percentage of Shadari’s 5,000+ posts are from this thread and contain links to videos? I’m guessing its a pretty big chunk.

My calculations show the rate to be 27.124232342342342325555565623323234%.

:)

Shadari · 2011-12-03T00:11:46.000Z

Hey Starkist Tuna, eat this song…

Shadari · 2011-12-03T00:18:34.000Z

You fucking freaks of nature!!

Shadari · 2011-12-03T00:24:06.000Z

Dang, I’m fucking hungry. Hide your chicken balls bitches! Actually, I really might eat any balls at this moment. Damn I’m starving.

Shadari · 2011-12-03T00:35:35.000Z

Okay, last song for tonight, I swear. A good old oldie for us good old folks…

Rimbo · 2011-12-03T05:15:46.000Z

after 3 600ml bottles of beer, there is no language barrier

God I love the Qingdao police department

If only Id’ stopped at 3… kinda wish i did now

shift6 · 2011-12-03T11:57:06.000Z

Paper bag full of airplane style mini-bottles of Maker’s Mark + thirsty friends in B-school = a great break between classes + less pain in the final lecture of the semester.

RichVR · 2011-12-03T17:27:26.000Z

I’m pretty sure they were pig testicles. Not chicken. Pretty sure…

W_Wiley · 2011-12-03T18:27:29.000Z

Why is the gold found in skeletons always in the pelvis?

Shadari · 2011-12-03T20:36:33.000Z

Anyone else love this song?

PS: It’s Alicia Keys’ New York.

BobJustBob · 2011-12-03T21:12:51.000Z

You should be in Dos Equis commercials. They can go from the most interesting man in the world to the least interesting man in the world.

olaf · 2011-12-03T21:20:23.000Z

shift6:

Paper bag full of airplane style mini-bottles of Maker’s Mark + thirsty friends in B-school = a great break between classes + less pain in the final lecture of the semester.

Maker’s is the best bourbon that exists on a per dollar scale.

RichVR · 2011-12-03T21:23:28.000Z

I like Maker’s Mark. Don’t get me wrong. But sometimes the sweetness isn’t what I’m looking for.

Shadari · 2011-12-03T21:33:51.000Z

I’ve been a bit down on Lady Gaga’s last few videos. But her latest is actually quite spectacular. But take this with a grain of salt since I’m the least interesting man in the world. :)

PS: One day I hope to be interesting enough to capture BJB’s heart! He’s so dreamy!

RichVR · 2011-12-03T21:47:02.000Z

Shadari, I love you man. But you have to bring the music right away. All this talking bores people.

Music, dude.