The I'm drunk thread

Shadari · 2011-12-26T04:52:21.000Z

What a fucking amazing city…

Mightynute · 2011-12-26T18:56:59.000Z

Kraken Rum + root beer = surprisingly smooth and drinkable. And gets you quite drunk.

Supersport · 2011-12-27T20:23:49.000Z

Finally drunk and remembered to post in this thread…

Been watching James Bond movies all day! Drinking Martinis to go along with it. Fuck YA!

lol. I so want to drive that Austin Martin right now…

RichVR · 2011-12-27T20:50:02.000Z

I am so drunk I think that I pissed off a bunch of people in other threads. I sincerely apologize to anyone that I pissed off. I am so fucked up right now.

Life is not about being a good guy, though. Life is about being yourself. And if being yourself is being a drunk asshole then be the best drunk asshole that you can be!

And that’s me!

See?

If there wasn’t a spell check I’d be screwed. I seem to be able to type a reasonable sentence without it though.

I am a drunk moron. I am an asshole and I am sorry. I love all of you folks.

Bill, Flowers, Stusser, all of you fuckers. I am in love with each and every one of you.

There is so much love here.

Kisses, kisses, kisses, HUG!

Supersport · 2011-12-27T20:54:27.000Z

what thread? i want to read!

robsam · 2011-12-27T20:56:15.000Z

Supersport:

what thread? i want to read!

He’s drunk, it really wasnt that bad.

Supersport · 2011-12-27T20:57:43.000Z

lol no worries then…

back to bond

Raife · 2011-12-27T21:01:22.000Z

CSL:

I’m drinking an absolutely terrible bottle of Australian Shiraz.

Bleh. The aftertaste reminds me of ham.

Australian wines are not for drinking, they are wines for laying down and avoiding. They should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Actually, I like Rosemount Shiraz.

mrmolecule88 · 2011-12-28T00:43:27.000Z

hahahahhaahah RichVR is my favorite

Shine on you crazy drunken diamond

W_Wiley · 2011-12-29T18:23:27.000Z

Not drunk, but I haven’t slept in two days and I drank so much coffee I’m not likely too for another 6 hours or so but by then I’ll be at work so I’ll need to drink yet more coffee. Good god my feet are ugly.

RichVR · 2011-12-29T18:59:22.000Z

Wow. I was expecting some backlash. But no. You all have to be nice and shit. ::sigh::

robsam · 2011-12-29T19:07:57.000Z

I got your back, Rich. Told everyone to be like Fonzie.

Hope you feel better man, now get back out on the boards and be yourself.

RichVR · 2011-12-29T19:56:30.000Z

You know not what you say. I’m drinking a bottle of Coppola claret and mixing it with diet Coke. So I’m gonna be drunk and wide awake all night. And annoyed that the stepson had all of the damn wines in the world to choose from and got me a Coppola claret. I have nothing against Coppola wines. Hey, he’s a great guy. Great movies, right? And some of his wines are drinkable. But this bottle of claret sucks. It’s wrapped in a golden wire kind of thing. I guess it’s supposed to be electrified so that if anyone touches it they get a shock and buy a different wine. Mine has a dead battery.

But hey, everything goes with Coke, right?

Shadari · 2011-12-30T15:05:57.000Z

I totally wanna have a drink with her and talk “it” over! Maybe two or three times. Hell, maybe four or five!

Shadari · 2011-12-30T15:35:26.000Z

BTW, none of you fuckers (I mean that in the nicest way, which is to say not nice at all) are gonna catch up with me in this thread. This time next year I’ll have like 2000 posts and maybe RichVR will have like 100. Weak ass Rich can’t even get close! And if he does, he’ll get all sad and apologize and go hide! :P

mrmolecule88 · 2011-12-31T00:03:48.000Z

BRING ON THE CHICKMEISTER

FUNNY BANS THREAD 1/1/12 BRETTMCD AT THE TOP OF THE LIST

god, i wish.

Raife · 2011-12-31T00:14:08.000Z

Shadari:

BTW, none of you fuckers (I mean that in the nicest way, which is to say not nice at all) are gonna catch up with me in this thread. This time next year I’ll have like 2000 posts and maybe RichVR will have like 100. Weak ass Rich can’t even get close! And if he does, he’ll get all sad and apologize and go hide! :P

Yes, Shadari, your crown as king of the drunken idiots will probably go unchallenged. Well done.

Shadari · 2011-12-31T14:53:28.000Z

Happy new year to you, Raife!

W_Wiley · 2011-12-31T17:18:23.000Z

Too drunk to play Skyrim. Too drunk to play Civ 5. I think I’ve hit bottom. I miss my small dogs. W Wiley

Juste · 2011-12-31T17:29:53.000Z

I really should not drink wine. Especially mixed with Champagne. One bottle of each and i sit here thinking that my life more or less sucks (which it doesen’t even though I’m not 100% happy atm). I’m a happy drunk on beer. On wine, not so much.

Oh and Happy new year to you all.