The I'm drunk thread

Shadari · 2011-12-31T17:32:17.000Z

The jarls do not approve of unhappy drunks in this thread!

Raife · 2011-12-31T17:40:02.000Z

Shadari:

Happy new year to you, Raife!

Happy New Year, Oberschnäpser Shadari.

jeansberg · 2011-12-31T18:35:07.000Z

Some guy started talking about embracing Jesus when we were leaving the club. I asked him if he really wanted to die in an elevator.

CSL · 2011-12-31T19:29:04.000Z

I was sober. until I took an arrow to the knee.

CSL · 2011-12-31T19:29:43.000Z

Also throwing up red wine makes you think you threw up blood.

McGraw_McGraw · 2011-12-31T19:39:18.000Z

Scotch.

That is all.

RichVR · 2011-12-31T20:18:58.000Z

Raife:

Yes, Shadari, your crown as king of the drunken idiots will probably go unchallenged. Well done.

Hey now!

WarrenM · 2011-12-31T20:20:08.000Z

Happy new year! And stuff! swoooo!!!

RichVR · 2011-12-31T22:08:51.000Z

Now that I am properly drunk i must say. Happy and Healthy New Year to the denizens of this, the drunk thread.

Do not drink and drive.

If you must drink and drive, see above.

Walk home staggering all the way. Beg a friend for a ride, and try not to throw up in his car. Call the police in your area, they often will give you a ride home. You know, if they aren’t fighting crime or something.

Or do what my son is doing, get shitfaced at a house of a good friend then get laid. YMMV. Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball. Close Cover Before Striking.

Never strike in January like my old union. 32-BJ. Like I always said, 32-bjs was exactly what you had to do to get union support.

Night all. Off to play a drunken Sith. Love you all.

Jasko · 2011-12-31T23:08:05.000Z

the year…

it’s so…

new

CSL · 2012-01-01T03:59:15.000Z

Amazing I got shitfaced and remember everything æwesome!

jeansberg · 2012-01-01T05:20:03.000Z

Ah. It’s days like this I appreciate the Soda Stream I got for Christmas.

shift6 · 2012-01-01T20:59:49.000Z

port.

CSL · 2012-01-02T01:45:16.000Z

I’ve been drinking far, far, far too much this last year. I need to stop. Every time I have a drink I want another right after I’m finished and while it isn’t yet impacting work I’m spending far too much of my money on the habit.

Here is to me not being in this thread for the rest of the year. (But with water and such)

shift6 · 2012-01-02T22:55:01.000Z

port again.

jeansberg · 2012-01-03T01:25:18.000Z

Tawny? Ruby? Late Bottled Vintage?

shift6 · 2012-01-04T19:08:45.000Z

kahlua.

(To answer your question, it was a late harvest Zinfandel port but it was much tawnier (?) than I’d have expected or liked. Zin ports are normally like extra-sweet super-dense syrupy zins or something. If I wanted a tawny port, I’d have pulled out a traditional 20-year or something from the shelf.

Thankfully I was able to clear the whole 375 in one sitting and thus will no longer have to concern myself with this problem.)

RichVR · 2012-01-04T19:29:36.000Z

shift6:

port again.

Keep going to port and you’ll end up going in circles, Captain.

merryprankster · 2012-01-05T23:44:38.000Z

This just surfaced on Facebook. A very drunk Prankster, Halloween 2005.

mrmolecule88 · 2012-01-05T23:53:56.000Z

Speaking of facebook and women, I just noticed my ex of 3.5 years defriended me sometime in the last few months.

I don’t really know what to feel about that.