The I'm drunk thread

Shadari · 2012-03-03T21:30:59.000Z

Well hello, my lovely thread. This is my thread, you know? Now get out… all of you! Except you. Yeah you, the little blonde with the short skirt!

CSL · 2012-03-04T03:01:22.000Z

I HAD KRIEK!

Shadari · 2012-03-14T21:47:18.000Z

Half a bottle of 750ml Johnny Walker black gone. I can probably make it to work on time tomorrow. But fuck if I wanna do that shit. Ugh, help! I’ve stopped drinking atm, but I kinda wanna just say fuck it. I’ve worked the last 3 or 4 weekends and almost half the weekdays past 6PM. :(

fire · 2012-03-14T22:03:13.000Z

Shadari:

Well hello, my lovely thread. This is my thread, you know? Now get out… all of you! Except you. Yeah you, the little blonde with the short skirt!

Sorry, I’m not blonde. And I’m in cozy soft pants. Cheers!

Shadari · 2012-03-14T22:08:21.000Z

You’re also with child, last I recall. But you are a cutie. :)

fire · 2012-03-14T22:20:28.000Z

Shadari:

You’re also with child, last I recall. But you are a cutie. :)

I don’t think that phrase means what you think it means.

Hint: I am not drinking while pregnant. I am drinking while grading, which is way different.

Shadari · 2012-03-14T22:26:34.000Z

fire:

I don’t think that phrase means what you think it means.

Hint: I am not drinking while pregnant. I am drinking while grading, which is way different.

I sorta figured you meant you were in comfortable pants rather than a short skirt. Maybe there’s a metaphor I missed somewhere… I have no clue atm. Hope I didn’t say something out of line. :(

Addendum: I take it you’re also no longer pregnant. I guess I missed your baby thread. Grats!

fire · 2012-03-14T23:18:27.000Z

Shadari:

Addendum: I take it you’re also no longer pregnant. I guess I missed your baby thread. Grats!

… three years ago.

Partly what drives me to drink.

What are you drinking?

Ed_Solomon · 2012-03-15T14:01:51.000Z

The heady air of freedom, fire.

fire · 2012-03-15T14:07:00.000Z

Isn’t it a little early there, podner?

Shadari · 2012-03-15T21:01:19.000Z

Sorry about the late response. Last night was JW: Black – finishing off the bottle tonight. My tummy hurts though, so it’s not as fun as last night. :(

So what are you guys and gals drinking?

RichVR · 2012-03-15T21:25:43.000Z

Well I started at dinner with a perfectly made Manhattan. Then the brother and I had a carafe of the house red which was quite tasty. Now I’m drinking Brooklyn Brewery’s Brooklyn East IPA. Very hoppy and nicely bitter.

Shadari · 2012-03-16T18:18:48.000Z

I’m cheap tonight. It’s a Johnny Walker Red night.

fire · 2012-03-16T18:25:12.000Z

It will soon be a typical night: Elijah Craig 18.

Watch out, Shadari. The hangover is inversely proportional to the price of the whiskey.

Shadari · 2012-03-16T18:32:19.000Z

What’s the venue?

fire · 2012-03-16T18:34:16.000Z

My house!

Celebrating an accepted talk that I don’t remember submitting.

Shadari · 2012-03-16T18:42:42.000Z

Your vocabulary hurts my head. I had to look up your fancy bourbon and now you’re accepting talks that you submitted… that’s so vague! So are you like gonna be on Conan next week or something? Submitting a talk. Hmm. Submitting a paper I can comprehend. A talk… that I’m having trouble with. :(

Shadari · 2012-03-16T18:52:13.000Z

Oh fire, I was about to propose to you, but then I saw your Steam profile. You own like 4 games. You console… uh… bad girl!

silent treatment commences

fire · 2012-03-16T19:17:29.000Z

Shadari:

Oh fire, I was about to propose to you, but then I saw your Steam profile. You own like 4 games. You console… uh… bad girl!

silent treatment commences

It’s not a representative sample, I swear! I have at least 3 games in the queue that were gifted and I didn’t pick up. I maybe have forgotten my Steam password. Oh no, I’m making it worse!

Shadari · 2012-03-16T19:22:10.000Z

Oh man, where do we go from here?

I’d challenge you at Madballs, but you don’t even know your password. Sheesh! \

dreams shattered