The I'm drunk thread

Rimbo · 2012-04-06T19:13:04.000Z

RichVR, I thought your comment was funny and not at all mean-spirited. I had to be especially nice to make penance for the upcoming photo. ;)

Edit: And I had no idea there was a “correct” number of olives. I’m still learning!

RichVR · 2012-04-06T19:24:08.000Z

I learned, from my father, that three olives stand for the trinity of Peace, Love and Harmony. They are good luck. Any other combination is bad. Of course if you frequent places that use huge olives (and why would you?) three would actually mean less actual cocktail in your glass. A proper bar uses small fresh olives. And three is the number.

Rimbo · 2012-04-06T19:29:51.000Z

Fresh? Not pickled?

I use big olives, but then… I have a big glass… and the bottle.

I am finishing second martini. Ale after this.

RichVR · 2012-04-06T19:41:09.000Z

Freshly pickled like you and I right now.

Rimbo · 2012-04-06T19:44:49.000Z

RichVR:

Freshly pickled like you and I right now.

YES, INDEED. With caps lock.

fire · 2012-04-06T20:43:26.000Z

Good god. Why is sweet wine so gross after the first glass? And why on earth would anyone want four?

RichVR · 2012-04-06T20:57:30.000Z

Hey, Rimbo, I’m guessing that Fire is having trouble getting freshly pickled. This makes me sad.

fire · 2012-04-06T20:59:49.000Z

Move over, fellas. I’m getting back into the Whiskey thread. See you back here in a few hours.

RichVR · 2012-04-06T21:06:01.000Z

And now I am happy again! Face it, I’m easy that way. Fire were you at a Seder? Lots of Manishchewitz wine at those.

Rimbo · 2012-04-06T22:24:04.000Z

RichVR:

Hey, Rimbo, I’m guessing that Fire is having trouble getting freshly pickled. This makes me sad.

Oh dear. That’s problematic.

Shadari · 2012-04-06T22:59:30.000Z

This is such a civilized drunk thread. Are you fuckers even drunk? I think you losers post after 2 drinks. Post after 10 like me and bring your inner jackass out for everyone to see!

fire · 2012-04-06T23:27:02.000Z

At least Rimbo kept me company, ya bunch of heartless bastards!

Shadari · 2012-04-06T23:32:23.000Z

That doesn’t even make sense. Rimbo was keeping RichVR company. Clearly they don’t like you, Fire. But I’m here for you! :P

RichVR · 2012-04-06T23:34:57.000Z

I actually love you all. Except for Shadari who questions our drunkness. Piss on you, hater!

If you need to know, I was doing research on how to sneak liquor onto a cruise ship. And I found the perfect way. I would share it with you, but no. Shadari ruined it for the whole class.

Shadari · 2012-04-06T23:37:05.000Z

I’m not a hater, I’m just a questioner!

RichVR · 2012-04-06T23:40:00.000Z

I question your questioning!

Shadari · 2012-04-06T23:40:13.000Z

A real drunk post: I actually really like all you guys. I even like Tom Chick despite his terrible… er, HORRIBLE taste in video games. And I like Bill D. despite the fact that he likes to make fun of my penis. I love you all! Even RichVR from Brooklyn.

PS: NJ > Brooklyn!

RichVR · 2012-04-06T23:41:14.000Z

I love NJ. Where else would you hide a body?

fire · 2012-04-06T23:43:07.000Z

Rich, I was at a mini-seder. We cut to the 4 cups of wine and called it a night.

Shadari · 2012-04-06T23:43:21.000Z

I hide mine in the East River where the fish sleep. But Jersey is good too I must admit. But I haven’t done that in years. I’m trying to be legit in my old age.