arrendek
1805
Why is everyone so down on fedoras? It’s a hat! I’m going to start hating sandals. Because fuck sandals. No reason.
“Horned beard” (#2) is pretty scary, but noodle bowl beard is definitely the nastiest.
Funkula
1807
In order: Greatjon Umber, The Human Flight Yoke, Buffalo Pelt Cody, Saiyan Rasputin, Colonel Brittle Star, Karnov, Beakbeard, and Bird’s Nest Soup. Also, that is a derby, not a fedora.
RichVR
1808

Looks like I picked the wrong time to move from Brooklyn! Yes. Two of my favorite people at Nathan’s in Coney Island. DAMN!
Those dudes are awesome. Loving life to the fullest.
The bowler! x2. Those guys look familiar. Should I know them? I love those hats.
tomchick
1811
Imagine the one of the left with a totally bald pate and the one on the right with an even more ridiculous hat. Now put them in charge of mutants with superpowers.
-Tom
Calelari
1812
They seem to be getting on quite well. This must have been taken before their falling out over how mutant-normal relations should be conducted.
Okay, so it’s Professor Xavier and one of his crazy students?

Put Brett Ratner at the helm of that recipe and you have gold, pure gold!
tomchick
1815
I suppose next you’re going to tell me Zack Synder is doing a Batman movie.
-Tom
Teiman
1817
Captain Picard and Gandalf the Gray !!!
/bows
SIGH
COLD BLOODED . . . IF YOU JUST APPLIED YOURSELF A BIT MORE INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND POSTING GARBAGE . . .*
*J/K, that comic was pretty funny BITCH!
Is that really Patrick Stewart? Because like I’m getting a familiar vibe from the dude, but damn. If that’s him, my inability to recognize faces is becoming a real issue here.
He’s wearing a hat and stuffing his face with a hot dog so I wouldn’t worry too much.
RichVR
1822
Yes it is. Yes that’s him. And I live in Florida now. And since I moved here my favorite people are at a place that I used to go to. So for me that’s like, I moved and then they said, Rich is gone so let’s fuck with him. So fine you have no idea who they are. Right. But I’m about to cut myself because I missed the chance to have a fucking hotdog with fucking Captain Picard! And when will they be in Florida? Never. Because Florida sucks! No good bagels. No good pizza. Giant flying cockroaches. Bugs that fly whilst fucking. The place is the asshole of the universe.
Sorry.
Gotta cut down on the coffee.
Which sucks here too.
Hey, bugs that fly whilst fucking is pretty darn impressive. It’s the little things you have to be grateful for. Who’s the guy eating the corn?
I can understand not recognizing Stewart, I know I sure didn’t, and even when it’s obvious that’s who it must be it doesn’t really look like Stewart, but Ian McKellen isn’t difficult.