The image macro thread

BrianRubin · 2013-09-27T20:13:46.000Z

Man, Stewart has amazing guns for a guy in his 70s.

Miramon · 2013-09-27T21:32:40.000Z

arrendek:

Why is everyone so down on fedoras? It’s a hat! I’m going to start hating sandals. Because fuck sandals. No reason.

Not to mention most of the time it’s really a trilby anyway, because no one knows what kind of hat is what anymore.

TimElhajj · 2013-09-27T23:03:31.000Z

arrendek:

Why is everyone so down on fedoras? It’s a hat! I’m going to start hating sandals. Because fuck sandals. No reason.

Dig it. Fuck Birkenstocks, man. Especially fuck Birkenstocks with big wooly socks.

TimElhajj · 2013-09-27T23:05:40.000Z

Gus_Smedstad:

I can understand not recognizing Stewart, I know I sure didn’t, and even when it’s obvious that’s who it must be it doesn’t really look like Stewart, but Ian McKellen isn’t difficult.

RichVR · 2013-09-28T15:59:15.000Z

sharaleo · 2013-09-29T02:59:45.000Z

Where’t the respect people? Both, these gents are Knighted, so Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen!

When I saw that picture and identified them both, oddly my first thought was “Of course those two are good friends!” Apparently McKellen officiated at Stewart’s wedding only a couple of weeks ago!

Stewart and McKellen

Calelari · 2013-09-29T06:14:49.000Z

TimElhajj:

Hey, bugs that fly whilst fucking is pretty darn impressive.

More annoying really. There’s no such thing as seeing “a couple” love bugs flying around, fucking. It’s always “OMG THERE’S TEN BAJILLION OF THESE FUCKERS!” and they get plastered all over your car, because even bugs are oblivious to the world around them when they’re, y’know, fucking, and then you have a coating of dead bugs all over your paint job, and love bugs apparently have Alien dna because their remains will do some messed up shit your car’s finish, so now you have to take time to water blast them off, and…

Yeah, Florida. It’s messed up. But at least on the political and social side Texas and North Carolina and few others seem determined to take the heat off.

RichVR · 2013-09-30T08:33:51.000Z

They can also clear a pool in seconds. The wife was at the nearby pool working on her tan for her trip to NYC. She was there for about 15 minutes before a swarm of the fuckers appeared. They covered everyone there and started drowning in the pool itself. There’s really nothing to do but pack up your shit and leave. Yeah, I know, first world problems and all that.

The local car washes have Love Bug sales. They drop their prices a bit because they know people will be getting multiple washes.

I’ve been here almost a year now. And even I saw the signs. We were leaving a doctor’s office when we saw a couple of them at it on the door. We kind of looked at each other nodded. It was an unspoken “It Begins.” kind of thing.

arrendek · 2013-09-30T09:52:33.000Z

RichVR:

Yes it is. Yes that’s him. And I live in Florida now. And since I moved here my favorite people are at a place that I used to go to. So for me that’s like, I moved and then they said, Rich is gone so let’s fuck with him. So fine you have no idea who they are. Right. But I’m about to cut myself because I missed the chance to have a fucking hotdog with fucking Captain Picard! And when will they be in Florida? Never. Because Florida sucks! No good bagels. No good pizza. Giant flying cockroaches. Bugs that fly whilst fucking. The place is the asshole of the universe.

Sorry.

Gotta cut down on the coffee.

Which sucks here too.

The main problem I have with Florida is all the people who come here, decide they hate it, and still stay.

Edit: And to be fair, the big flying cockroaches sort of glide. The small ones you don’t get inside that much, and they don’t run out of the way when you smash them. But yeah, that sucks.

Cold_Blooded · 2013-09-30T10:08:18.000Z

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TimElhajj · 2013-09-30T11:43:20.000Z

If that’s real, it’s an unfortunate ad campaign.

RichVR · 2013-09-30T15:39:00.000Z

arrendek:

The main problem I have with Florida is all the people who come here, decide they hate it, and still stay.

Edit: And to be fair, the big flying cockroaches sort of glide. The small ones you don’t get inside that much, and they don’t run out of the way when you smash them. But yeah, that sucks.

Let me make this clear. While I joke about hating Florida I actually really like it here. I just sometimes really miss NY.

TimElhajj · 2013-09-30T15:42:14.000Z

RichVR:

Let me make this clear. While I joke about hating Florida I actually really like it here. I just sometimes really miss NY.

Open up a pizza joint.

arrendek · 2013-10-01T13:08:55.000Z

RichVR:

Let me make this clear. While I joke about hating Florida I actually really like it here. I just sometimes really miss NY.

Good to hear. Thanks for the clarification. :)

TimElhajj:

Open up a pizza joint.

Yes. This idea. Do this.

Calelari · 2013-10-01T14:51:26.000Z

arrendek:

The main problem I have with Florida is all the people who come here, decide they hate it, and still stay.

Feel free to foot the bill for my divorce, move and job search and I’ll gladly leave…

Teiman · 2013-10-02T09:47:27.000Z

Theres a florida near my city, but is a disco club. Florida 135.

NSFW-ish
the horror

TimElhajj · 2013-10-02T10:24:43.000Z

Teiman:

Theres a florida near my city, but is a disco club. Florida 135.

NSFW-ish
the horror

I didn’t realize duck lips and gang signs were international phenomena.

divedivedive · 2013-10-02T10:53:12.000Z

Forget it, Tim. It’s Facebook.

arrendek · 2013-10-02T11:50:43.000Z

Calelari:

Feel free to foot the bill for my divorce, move and job search and I’ll gladly leave…

Ha. That’s pretty much what everyone says when I tell them to stop bitching about where they live. I guess the nice myth in economics about a mobile workforce is just that.

TimElhajj · 2013-10-02T13:04:45.000Z

Pogue Mahone:

Forget it, Tim. It’s Facebook.

I’m in my office giving you duck lips and a gang sign. When I stop typing this, I’m going to grab my crotch. Yo!