— Alan

The horrer!

I’m guessing I’m supposed to know who those people are.

Johnny depp and the crew at 21 jump street I presume.

Fitness quotes over pictures of people drinking.

So much gin, er, win.

Woke up to this one on the ol’ Facebooks.

Damn, wish I’d known about that before. I’d have broken out all my Christmas lights, I hate reindeer. Santa needs to potty train the beasts.

I want to see the elf unscrew that fucking red light-bulb. Then hook it up to a decent Lithium Ion battery. Fuck Rudolph.

Where do you live that any sort of habits of reindeer are problematic to you?

You’ve never had to scrape reindeer poo off your roof Christmas morning?

Well once I had to scrape Santa poop off of the roof. Those M-80s hooked up to movement sensors worked really well. No presents that year though. Go figure.

— Alan

I just shared that picture with my kids. It’s great to have teens.

I realize this doesn’t really qualify for image macro thread, but since I don’t know what an image macro is, I’m putting it here anyway. Because it pleases me.

-xtien

I’ll be in my, er . . . fighting a cold.