Great Review! Am glad you have the ballz to go against the pack. The first paragraphs alone sum it up. Too many games are getting too invested in story and forgetting all about gameplay! UC3 was worse than UC2 because of this, and UC2 in some ways, worse than UC1. The Last of Us takes it to the extreme. Ultra boring 'gameplay', slow pacing, unremarkable gunfights, flawed A.I and stealth. On top of that we have, yes good art direction and doing ok with the PS3 (but not the best graphics I've seen on it, even uncharted 2 looked better and how old is that?), but really played out environments. It's been done people, zombies, infected, ruined cityscapes, it's been done and nothing here makes it feel any better than games that have come before.
Half Life 2 did the oppression thing better!
Numerous games do the stealth thing better!
Uncharted 1/2 did the platform/ladder/crate/yawn stuff better
Tomb Raider (the latest one) did exploring/discovery better (a much better game than this btw)
That leaves story, whoop de do, yet another game to add to the Bioverhypedshocks of this world. Games that forget they are meant to be played instead of just ramming their designers story down our throats.
I am SO tired of 'press X to perform canned animation' while traversing the most cinematic route. Games are not films and these guys need to stop treating them as such.
You know that feeling you get when you just can not leave a game alone, and become addicted to INTERACTING with it, discovery, empowerment, non linearity (along with great graphics, sound, controls etc) well sorry but it's not in this (I have played this game at a shop where a 'friend' works who let me play it out back, for 3 hours and was waiting for the buzz to kick in and it didn't).
The AI flaws and breaking of it's own rules are terrible. Don't think you can ever rely on stealth because seemingly at random runners and clickers will be all over you just for breathing, while ignoring much louder noises or AI.
Honestly this is sadly yet another in the modern trend of 'more fun to watch than it is to play'
I have NO idea why it's getting 10/10 esp from edge, the story is hardly the best thing since sliced bread either? maybe good for a 'mere game' but a shame it's so plodding and distinctly un-fun.
I used to think bioshock was the most overhyped game ever (in relation to score vs gameplay + fun) but this easily wins that title now.
This is why I take reviews with a grain of salt these days.
And I loved uncharted 1 (so much free will and interaction while still being a linear game) uncharted 2 (a tad TOO much cinematic/set pieces but did have some great gameplay/gunfights - felt empowering and immersive) so I expected more from TLOU and sadly it's a lot lot less, the graphics are worse, the bugs are worse, the AI seems worse, the gameplay is FAR worse, even the story - while apparently 'emotional' (yeah if you get emotional about cartoon characters) is worse, no sense of fun or discovery like in Uncharted. UC3 was a massive let down after 1/2 and I feel TLOU has gone even worse.
Such a shame that Naughty Dog have lost sight of what makes a good game in their pursuit to be like a film.
7/10 - as a story game
5/10 as just a game
sad