The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script

Ouch. ;)

The end part was funny. “I am the Explainer.” Fuck the Matrix.

This was funnier. First movie, but still better.

That was extremely sweet. Not to mention dead-on accurate.
Got a question though; why is it called ‘the burly brawl’?

The code name for Matrix Reloaded was The Burly Man during shooting. This was to keep leaks off the internet (ha!). The thinking was that if Keanu went to lunch and left his script on the table, internet fanbois would see a script titled The Burly Man and assume it was some other lame Keanu star vehicle, not The Matrix Reloaded.

The W brothers are big fans of the Coen brothers. The Burly Man was the script Barton Fink wrote.

The burly brawl came out of this, simply because that’s what everyone involved in making it started calling it.

Funny - but I still like the film so MLAH.