The Mother 'Effin WEATHER Thread

Look, I stocked up on eggs, onions, cheese, yogurt, cereal, and various legumes and lentils.

I’m going to have some killer omlettes and Indian dishes while this goes on.

Hope it isn’t too cold to crack a window.

Are cars supposed to go sideways like that?

something something merlot broccoli something

Haha, Seattle folks will get the jokes. Read the whole thread!

NO THE CUCUMBERS ARE GONE

I must confess I did get a couple growlers filled in preparation.

I’m pretty sure that the explosion that happens when he tries to light the stove will crack several windows.

It’s like Mad Max but with Amazon Prime vans.

haha that one got me

It hurts because it’s true. I was there last night, no sign of the madhouse everyone was reporting at grocery stores.

I was exec chef there for five years! Heh.

I don’t even know why Metro thinks it’s a good idea to drive articulates buses in this weather

Puyallup this morning. More than I’ve seen in years.

Yeah, thanks biggerboat. Now, where are all the other snow sticks you guys? That’s a Qt3 requirement for big snowstorms!

Doo, doo, doo, lookin’ out my back door -

Yeah 3-4 inches my patootie!

Yep that’s some real snow there!

Me in South Seattle today.

Recommendation: winter coat!

You’re from Michigan. You should be wearing shorts in that ;)

8 inches here on Bainbridge Island. The police are telling everyone to stay off the roads and given the hills here, I would not want to be driving on them at all.

I see far less windmill tilting than I was hoping for.

Just means I know how to dress for it!

I was at the gym yesterday, and some idiot came in wearing shorts. So you’re gonna work out, get all hot and sweaty, and then go out into freezing weather in that? You deserve your pnemonia.