Jerry Seinfeld’s new comedy special on Netflix:
This is the first stand-up special I’ve ever seen from Seinfeld (except the bits that they show on Seinfeld, cut into his sitcom). So I was not really familiar with him other than his show’s stand up bits.
When he opened with that bit about how going out is a worthless bit of nothing, implying that the audience were just wasting their time and money to come out to see him, I felt like it was a very bold way to start the show, to be so hostile to the audience. I felt it was actively hostile towards me, and I almost turned it off, but I was also intrigued if he could bring the audience back after that. Because they weren’t laughing much.
And then he assures them, no, but thank you so much for making the time to come out, he really appreciates it. I thought it was a bit of a cop out. He did win them back for a bit, and me as well. But then he starts on that 5 minutes on Pop Tarts, and I definitely tuned out, I couldn’t even listen to half that bit. But then he started talking about married life, and how it’s different from being single. And I was in. I thought the whole special was really well constructed. He even ended with a self-deprecating bit about why he was out doing comedy when he didn’t need to be (to get away from his wife), that I felt was a good call-back and a good explanation for why he started out the way he did.
The only inexplicable bit I can’t explain is the 5 minutes on cereal/pop-tarts. That was just a waste of everyone’s time.
My favorite joke in the special, is only for people who already have seen the special, so I’ll spoiler it in a details tab:
Raising a daughter who is 18
“So my daughter is 18. She just finished high school. She’s going off to college…Everybody is asking me: ‘How do you feel Jerry, first kid, leaving the house?’ And you know, what, I’m okay.
The way I look at it is that it’s like if you somehow found a baby alligator. And you put it in your tub…and you feel the little…bitey…teeth.
And then time passes, and you think — You know, I think we have to get this thing the hell out here! This doesn’t feel right anymore. This thing is…it’s scary. This thing needs to be out there, murdering other living things and eating them!”