I wanted to put this in the other gif thread, but I k ow how you people are with your rules and such.

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-xtien

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It’s the other guy that kills me.

I can’t imagine being able to neck that much liquid though, never mind beer.

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I mean, when the bird is as big as you?

True…however, just look at the way he marches into that kitchen like he owns the place, chows down undeterred by the person - presumably much larger than the bird - standing in the doorway, then is all “outta my way, asshole” as he comes back out, and finishes with a flair as he buzzes the second cat on takeoff.

That bird ain’t no bear, that’s for sure.

This is wonderful.

-xtien

Conan Exiles.

Meanwhile in Russia:

What is the back story here?