Dang it. How can there not be a slew of Dr. Seuss Bible gifs online?

-xtien

“That includes you, young Timothy Foo.”

You need to broaden your bible/monkey/cultural reference horizons, @ChristienMurawski

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SpongeEvolution

Good point.

-xtien

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Purposefully, completely ignoring @RichVR and his “oh, it’s useless little dog time” Gif.

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Promise may not be the weirdest band I like, and I’m not sure I can honestly say they’re even in the top 5.

Probably?

But these guys and gals are

Diablo Swing Orchestra for everyone that isn’t Armando. Avant-garde symphonic black jazz metal. Ish. Or, my more concise descriptor, evil Oompa Loompa music

-xtien