Dear Redskins,

Instead of spending throwing $40 million at a 34 year-old QB, maybe you should think about upgrading the other 21 positions on your team.

Truly, Sluggo

holy freaking moly… 28-0.

Dear Redskins,

Please continue to suck. Thank you.

— Alan

At this point, I’m rooting for a beatdown of historic proportions. Onside kick! Do it!

270 yards in the first quarter!

Bring on 24 hours of college basketball :)

That number is just… incredible. Wow.

— Alan

Glad to see the Skins remaining committed to the run down 28-0

Largest lead* by the road team in the history of the NFL? Jeebus!!

*first quarter

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jeezus, what a pass. And what a catch!

This is probably just a big set up for McNabb to throw 8 TDs in the 2nd half and justify the new contract.

Since when did Lil’ Wayne become a referee?

This game is hilarious. It’s too bad that last TD pass didn’t happen in the first quarter. Wacky, wacky stuff.

To get technical, what on earth do Andy Reid/Michael Vick/Philly’s Offensive Coordinator see in the Redskins defense that other teams don’t? Why have they put two huge TD passes on the Redskins in their first five possessions, and a touchdown in each of the other three possessions? Nobody else has done this.

I was up 40 points in one of my fantasy leagues…the guy has Vick and McCoy. I’m going to lose. Holy crap, what a game.

The Eagles have a QB who is a threat to run. When Vick rolled out on the first play, he caught the Skins in pretty thin zone coverage, and then both CB’s cheated up on the play action–both bit pretty hard on it. As for the others, put it down to the Skins just not being quite prepared for this aggressive attack.

The play was done perfectly and caught the Redskins right where they wanted it–and Jackson was already way ahead of his man. You can’t defend the dude from the catch-up position.

— Alan

Looks like the defenses have left the field.

Foreskins makin’ the comeback!

— Alan

Michael Vick and his second rushing touchdown disagree.

And…

Damn.

Looking at McNabb vs Vick in one half tonight? I’d have earned my 2M pay as GM just by that one decision.