The NFL 2011 Thread

robsam · 2011-09-26T20:28:55.000Z

Matt Bowyer:

My goodness that was scary.

We’re all out without you, having fun.

Orangist · 2011-09-26T20:28:58.000Z

So that center sucks.

sluggo · 2011-09-26T20:29:44.000Z

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a game with crazier snap problems with this. Does the center have a punctured ear? Short-term memory loss like the guy from Memento? Does he have 20 grand on the Redskins?

DEZ!!!

And that face mask will put them in FG range.

I can’t wait to hear Jon Gruden give us his clock management strategy for the last 2 minutes. This should be awesome.

Sammich · 2011-09-26T20:30:12.000Z

That’s what you get for all-out blitzing on third and long, you stupid fucks.

Charlatan · 2011-09-26T20:30:15.000Z

Awesome D, Redskins!

robsam · 2011-09-26T20:30:40.000Z

Dez and Tony say hi, Matt.

Lloyd_Heilbrunn · 2011-09-26T20:30:51.000Z

Blackadar:

The Steelers offensive line has more holes than a colander…and can’t open any.

Is there a worse starting tackle in the league than LT Jonathan Scott? I know Freeney makes a lot of guys look bad, but Scott hasn’t looked good in any game this year.

Haven’t seen Marc Colombo in Miami this year yet??

Matt_Bowyer · 2011-09-26T20:30:53.000Z

DAMMIT!

I think that might be game.

ckessel · 2011-09-26T20:31:02.000Z

Christ. Can we just let Romo count it as a win and both teams get a loss? This is horrible.

Eightball · 2011-09-26T20:32:15.000Z

God damn you DeAngelo Hall. How the fuck do you allow that slack ass coverage???

sluggo · 2011-09-26T20:34:25.000Z

Well, the Redskins are going to get the ball back with a chance at a tying FG, unless the Cowboys break a run for 10 yards (or pass, which I think would be an awful risk).

Is Rex up to it?

robsam · 2011-09-26T20:35:21.000Z

I would challenge koontze to an arm wrestling match while playing Tom Chick in an RTS while trying to ignore Rimbo posts in 3d if it would put Miles Austin in this game.

Matt_Bowyer · 2011-09-26T20:35:43.000Z

YES! He went out of bounds!

Charlatan · 2011-09-26T20:36:47.000Z

sluggo:

Well, the Redskins are going to get the ball back with a chance at a tying FG, unless the Cowboys break a run for 10 yards (or pass, which I think would be an awful risk).

Is Rex up to it?

Prediction: no.

robsam · 2011-09-26T20:37:28.000Z

Eightball:

God damn you DeAngelo Hall. How the fuck do you allow that slack ass coverage???

He was talking shit about blitzing Romo last Monday. Fuck him.

Orangist · 2011-09-26T20:37:35.000Z

Tony Bromo is the greatest QB ever. He’s led his team to six field goals. He’s done his job so well.

sluggo · 2011-09-26T20:39:10.000Z

Every great journey begins with a single step.

Backwards.

Matt_Bowyer · 2011-09-26T20:39:32.000Z

I am not filled with confidence for some reason.

Sammich · 2011-09-26T20:40:03.000Z

That play was laughable. Pass into the flat on second and long?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SEX CANNON!

robsam · 2011-09-26T20:40:42.000Z

Orangist:

Tony Bromo is the greatest QB ever. He’s led his team to six field goals. He’s done his job so well.

Someone isn’t into the good natured smack talking in this thread. As usual.