The NFL 2018 Season


#2283

While I was watching Warhol eat a burger, the Patriots scored the first touchdown. Seems appropriate somehow.


#2284

RIP Rams?


#2285

Damn it Goff


#2286

Thank goodness. The Patriots are are the Sith, but Stan Kroenke and the Rams are evil incarnate.


#2287

Pretty much on Goff. Throws late on what should have been an easy TD, then throws a terrible INT.


#2288

God, this is terrible.


#2289

Yeah unless there’s a turnover (fumble?) this is over. Pats have control into 2 min mark it looks like


#2290

This game is ovah.


#2291

#2292

So congratulations I guess for being the first Super Bowl I didn’t even finish watching.


#2293

Somewhere up there, Dandy Don is singing “Turn out the liiiiiiiiiiiights, the paaarty’s oover.”

Also, that late FG just paid the “Score by either team in the last 3 1/2 minutes of the game” prop, which worked out nicely for me.


#2294

Whats up with the feed being the reporter scrum?


#2295

NFL teams scrambling to fire their hotshot young coaches, hire Wade Phillips.

(I don’t even know if this joke is still topical after the first half.)


#2296

Tracy Wolfson knows its her interview after the game with Brady. Not giving that network sponsor privilege up.


#2297

The last two minutes were more entertaining than the rest of the game.


#2298

#2299

I was torn the last few minutes between pulling for the Patriots to lose and the $200 I’d get with a 3-3 final score. Shocked the worst case scenario didn’t hit me if he had made that last second FG.


#2300

Well, it was weird to root for the Pats, but that four hour slice of my life is done now.

Boring game, good result. Maybe they needed a dedicated Giselle Cam.


#2301

Haha, what a chump.


#2302

Fuck I need another hook on my Patriots Super Bowl Hat rack. And another shirt… I can’t afford all this winning.