The NFL 2018 Season


#2383

Well, this is perhaps the opposite of "deflate"gate.


#2384

We don’t really know that, do we?


#2385

I assume it wasn’t with a GOAT at least.


#2386

I mean, really, billionaire with bling has to pay for sex like a common millionaire. Sad, really.


#2387

I guess he decided to celebrate his Super Bowl win.


#2388

Florida, eh? Revenge of the Dolphins?


#2389

Assuming he gets convicted… forced to sell the team?


#2390

Not for misdemeanors - but it is another stain on that POS organization


#2391

#2392

Of course not. Bob Kraft is only 8 letters total.


#2393

“Hey Baby, wanna see my Super Bowl ring?”


#2394

That’d be amazing if he, Tom, and Bill had a little post-SB party.


#2395

BTW, they’re complete shit. I dunno my prosty rings of evil, but this sounds absolutely horrifying and fairly un-funny:


#2396

He probably paid his chauffer more than the $79. How bizarre.


#2397

I just assume most billionaires are involved in Taken level sex trade operations.


#2398

I’m guessing you mean as the Shiek and not as Liam Neeson.


#2399

Indeed! Though with Kraft’s money, maybe he’s bought off enough of the appropriate politicians to frame himself as the hero, there to rescue these poor girls.


#2400

I’m guessing we’re about to find out how good his prenup is with his trophy wife.

kraft


#2401

He’s not married to her, is he? I think they’re just “dating”. It must be weird to be a billionaire yet still have to visit a sex slave operation to get sex. Maybe it’s just more thrilling that way.


#2402

Yeah, they’re not married. They are dating.

But when she finds out, he’s going to be a Kraft Single.