The North Korea Thread


#1629

Planted a couple of trees and replaced all the soldiers who were unable to prevent the defection.


#1630

Sometimes the border trees must be watered with the blood and parasites of defectors.


#1631

FTFY.


#1632

NK should look into hedges


#1633

#1634

So it’s possibly an ICBM and took 50 minutes to hit the far side (from NK’s perspective) of Japan.


#1635

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#1639

Joke’s on you, Lindsey. We’re still at war.


#1640

Jokes on everyone, our president is literally retarded and will respond with some juvenile tweet.


#1641

#1642

Jokes on the entire world - we have the two dumbest, most narcisisstic people on the planet ready and willing to use nuclear weapons on each other. And Trump literally thinks that the U.S. Can shoot down any of NK nukes, no problem. Because he is a willfully ignorant imbecile. #MAGA


#1643

My friends and I came up with a shorthand to throw our hands up in the air at ridiculous suburban people during our teenage years, in which we were surrounding by them.

JFX.

Jesus Fucking Xrist. Because it’s just a little blasphemous to the weirdo morality patrol too busy cheating on their spouses to actually conceive of much less solve the problems they dimly perceive affecting their own communities.

This is the only response I have left to this whole “administration.”

JFX.


#1644

I go with shitgibbon. They are both shitgibbons. Pass it on.


#1645

Well, the public elected Trump, so it makes a hell of a lot of people shitgibbons.


#1646

Technically, “the public” did no such thing.


#1647

Sure.

But then 70,000 people in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan and another 100,000 in Florida are DEFINITELY shitgibbons.


#1648

Well I laughed!