The perfect meal

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm

The dishes all sound delectable, but it was the mention of the penis hotpot that really got my juices flowing.

I dunno, “penis fondue” also has a nice ring to it. Great name for a rock band, as they say.

Penis Hot dogs, they’re made for it.

Or a porn series.