The miscarriage link is USA Today’s fault, not mine. OK PHEW, THE VAGINA CLOWN CAR FOLKS ARE BEHIND SANTORUM! HE’S CLEARLY THE GUY FOR ME!
Also, “get behind Santorum” is just too awesome.
With Santorum moving out from the rear, this race has become too frothy for comfort!
There is no way in hell that was accidental.
The worst thing about Santorum’s climb in the polls is all the lazy, unfunny jokes.
You’re right. We need less lame humor and more Santorum in here.
You’re right. We need less lame humor and more Santorum around here.
How’s this for humor? Santorum said that Obama should be pro-life because he’s black, and…ah, I’ll just quote him:
The question is … is that human life a person under the constitution? And Barack Obama says no. Well if that human life is not a person then … I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say 'now we are going to decide who are people and who are not people.
The mind, it boggles.
Also fun is the herpes-infested, teen (even GAY OHGAWD) sex-having, multiple warnings from the feds-getting, for-profit “recovery center” that Santorum was until last week a board member of. The piece centers on a 8th grader who was assigned a staff member to “stop him from having all the sex” with the other kids who then apparently had sex with him. That’s where the herpes came from, apparently.
CLASSY STUFF HUH
It’s pretty amazing anyone will vote for someone who doesn’t like contraception.
A large proportion of US voters are backwards-assed white voodoo people.
The mid-west is the ass end of both coasts.
White Voodoo People is a good band name.
Rick Santorum’s nephew: not a fan. Someone’s not getting a birthday card this year.
Not sure if real…
racist!
What makes you think “white voodoo” refers to race? I swear, people are so defensive in the Palin era.
Say what you will. Tell all the cheap jokes you want.
But nobody but Rick Santorum is telling the hard truths about liberals trying to give away your money to Iowa’s hordes of black people.
“It just keeps expanding - I was in Indianola a few months ago and I was talking to someone who works in the department of public welfare here, and she told me that the state of Iowa is going to get fined if they don’t sign up more people under the Medicaid program,” Santorum said. “They’re just pushing harder and harder to get more and more of you dependent upon them so they can get your vote. That’s what the bottom line is.”
He added: “I don’t want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.”
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Pennsylvania Dick likes him some babies:
Santorum was interviewed by ABC News yesterday, and during the interview he doubled down on his established stance that he’d like to see birth control go bye-bye. He said, when asked if he’d outlaw whore pills himself,
“The state has a right to do that, I have never questioned that the state has a right to do that. It is not a constitutional right, the state has the right to pass whatever statues they have.”
Good Christ, this man is like Culture Nazi On Steroids.
I live in Iowa, moved here a couple of years ago. I think I know both of the black people in Iowa (see McCullough, I DO know everyone!)
Lies, theres like 8 in my town now. Not like the “good old days” when we had the Town Black Dude (thats a vague Always Sunny reference).
Maybe he should give that speech in Waterloo and see how well that goes for him.